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Thats it, woods's diss cypher

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Topic: Thats it, woods's diss cypher
Posted By: mcwoods
Subject: Thats it, woods's diss cypher
Date Posted: 30 November 2007 at 2:19pm
okay.. instead of putting out all these disses, ill just use this one and keep adding posts / disses to it....

lets do a quick free for g pfeif

g pfeif ask ya bitch, i smack ass hard
if you are what ya eat, G must snack on some "fat bastard"
you fat bastard, you annoying like that frog ring tone
going on like cartman "waaaa, im just big boneeeedd"
shut up faggot, you aint a threat
he cant even read, without working up a sweat
heavy breathing now, ill break out, like ya shackles crumby
you with tha football team? probably the tackle dummy
listen stupid, battling me's a bad chance
and ya perfomance was embaressing, like watching ya dad dance
faggot? of course your gay
and to have you perform!!! they probably hadda reinforce the stage
g pfeif slipping, hoping for a good fall
talking bout drugs...
the last time pfeif was in the game heavy.. he was playing football
panting muthfucka, meals always greasy
talking bout me riding dick? then why you always weezy'
its christmas man, i know shopping for g's mighty' hard
cause you buy him an XXXL shirt, and it fits like a bra
pfeif cant handle the heat, he'll cook like a turkey
he would respond, but after that line.... he's away buying turkey

easy.....






Replies:
Posted By: Fatal
Date Posted: 30 November 2007 at 2:28pm
he cant even read, without working up a sweat
 
^Lmao
 
cause you buy him an XXXL shirt, and it fits like a bra
 
^lmfao


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Posted By: Kay B
Date Posted: 30 November 2007 at 2:50pm
Some nice hits but some really shit lines such as

pfeif cant handle the heat, he'll cook like a turkey
he would respond, but after that line.... he's away buying turkey

Using turkey twice?....bullshit

But like i said some nice hits, though these disses are getting boring (unless there about me cause im dope)


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Posted By: G-Pfeif
Date Posted: 30 November 2007 at 2:51pm
aight

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"I'll put a Loss to ya name like a Mexican City"

"Ill Put an L to ya EGO like them building blocks"


Posted By: mcwoods
Date Posted: 30 November 2007 at 2:53pm
lol, no hate really pfeif

and kay... sigh..... dotn over think it, just meant to be funny... saying cause i said turkey.. he'll be away for turkey.... doesnt always have to be perfect lyrically, tho thanks for feed

thanks guys


Posted By: Point Blank
Date Posted: 30 November 2007 at 4:52pm
Oh Shit..This Was Sick...Serious, Best Shit I've Seen From You Lol. LMAO @ Nearly Everybar, Cept The Dad Dance One, That Was Weak. Opener Was Dope, So Was This


and to have you perform!!! they probably hadda reinforce the stage

This Shizz Was Bonkers...Keep It Up



Posted By: Kay B
Date Posted: 30 November 2007 at 4:56pm
Originally posted by mcwoods mcwoods wrote:

lol, no hate really pfeif

and kay... sigh..... dotn over think it, just meant to be funny... saying cause i said turkey.. he'll be away for turkey.... doesnt always have to be perfect lyrically, tho thanks for feed

thanks guys


One of these days you wont think my feed is anything personal....ANYONE using the same end word in a bar is weak....including me doing it


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Posted By: Point Blank
Date Posted: 30 November 2007 at 5:06pm
It Weren't About The Rhyme, It Was About The Humour


Posted By: Kay B
Date Posted: 30 November 2007 at 5:16pm
If he wants to be humorous go to a joke site, point if id of done that shit in a battle ud of commented on it....ffs lol

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Posted By: proliferate
Date Posted: 30 November 2007 at 5:20pm
Humor is breaking your funny bone


Posted By: frank white
Date Posted: 30 November 2007 at 7:46pm
You wanna get personal? well lets get mean to ya
In your picture looks like you got fucking leukemia
This is my domain man your taking on the personals baron
Your a looser man, your raps version of steve mc claren
Get on a escalator you aint even on my level man
gonna punish you harder then teachers in the sudan
Dude get graduation your just my Little brother
Gonna kill you for going fake like kanyes mother
You Aint a Gangsta, man if you a dwag you got rabies
Your idols a pedophile cuz we know Wayne only kisses babies
When i punch man i never come fair
Gonna bomb this irish fucker like i was jonny adair
This aint Yo Momma so bring your wack flow
Fucking Lepricorn get back at the end of the rainbow
You think your on top? well its time for us to switch
Cuz the woods aint been fuking scary since Blair witch


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the punching machine

bad boy 4 life biggie smalls was the illest


Posted By: Kay B
Date Posted: 30 November 2007 at 8:03pm
Nice verse, a few nice punches n wordplay no REAL killer punches but def a nice verse...some funny lines

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Posted By: mcwoods
Date Posted: 30 November 2007 at 8:27pm
enough for him

my spits make people talk, educing a thriller
and lukemia�s
the only time �white producing�s� a killer
your verse? Was it a biggie, no..
man my lines lay you out flatter, than biggie�s nose
im looking from the other sidea ya bars, like a jake would be
and im confused how you can be a �real dick�, yet still a �fake pussy�
he a nerd, probably asking for femails
the only time I see FW on the net, is passing on emails
we back to pirate days, ill make you walk the plank
and its like we�re all clean of drugs, how nobody wanna �talk to frank�
rammeez be proud of ya record, even his waste had rhymes

�White� shud do like he does on paper, and erase bad lines


Posted By: iCeZ
Date Posted: 30 November 2007 at 10:36pm

Gonna kill you for going fake like kanyes mother

^ that was nice.


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Ice they need time to translate it, That why U let kids down
So ya'll should go read my 08 shit, maybe U'll get it now


Posted By: Freeda5thDawg
Date Posted: 01 December 2007 at 1:44am
the verses were some entertainin reads...especially woods seein as the humor was essentially present...keep it comin...

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Posted By: Fatal
Date Posted: 01 December 2007 at 1:45am
Haha, frank had a nice verse...woods did too but franks opener killed it...

You wanna get personal? well lets get mean to ya
In your picture looks like you got fucking leukemia
Lmfao
 
Jonny Adair was dope too...
 
Woods had some nice plays too...


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