Broken Language
Printed From: Lyrical Assault
Category: Emcee Lounge
Forum Name: Open Mic
Forum Description: This isnt a Battle Board, this is for your Freestyle Verses to be Rated by other members.
URL: http://www.lyricalassault.co.uk/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=16673
Printed Date: 27 March 2026 at 12:23am
Topic: Broken Language
Posted By: Calibra
Subject: Broken Language
Date Posted: 28 November 2008 at 7:00pm
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Thought I'd try something different here, will either go down well or get mad hate It's like a random twisted version of http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=xzcdmGINcqI" rel="nofollow - Smoothe Da Hustler - Broken Language
For those who ain't dropped a diss... this is your Heaven!
Fuck intro bars!
The toilet cleaner, the little boy deciever
The Scrabble game most amazing points achiever The blatant cheater, the pavement eater The prank phone call main reciever The 999 dialler, the rhyme biter Ya favourite comic book crime fighter The time reciter, mind depriver The couch potato, Lazy Boy chair recliner The hope deflater, the poker player The hand written suicide note displayer The day waster, addicted to Space Invaders The handy man, fix ya fence and gate replacer The random shit talker, sleep walker The man who wants to lick ya feet stalker The freak drawer, diseased pauper The white outline on the street chalker The beat hater, the free meat taster The asthmatic that needs a seat raper The Checkers player, the record fader The serial killer, slit ya throat next-door-neighbour The coffin filler, robbin' dinner The line up "He did it" man pointin' fingers The grand winner, genorous man, land giver The come out the closet boy band singer Ya dream man, always givin' feedback The man that always hides behind a Scream mask The white rapper, "I can type faster" The Back to the Future 1980's time traveler The money stacker, the funny cracker The animated Bugs Bunny catcher "I bet I can eat my curry faster" 19 year old virgin honey smasher The mind blower, knife thrower Twisted Pornographic site owner The smart "Meaning of Life" knower The blind folder, the eye opener The "Will Rap for Food" sign holder The death wisher, Virginia Tech killer The neck slitter, the friend binner The head spinner, Russian Roulette winner Able bodied long distant sprinter The cheating Paralympic swimmer Set lies and traps, my thighs are fat Askin' "Can I get some large fries with that" The frequent flier, shirt and tie wearer The knife barer, the desperate house wife scarer The pond hopper, shop robber Concept clocker... bomb shell dropper! |
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Posted By: Calibra
Date Posted: 29 November 2008 at 6:32am
| Uppin' for some feed. |
Posted By: -Orion-
Date Posted: 29 November 2008 at 5:23pm
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Great idea, great execution... Eminem (when he was good) sorta lyricism... I mean it gets samey, but that's kinda the point... bar-for-bar, it's on-point... I like it
------------- They just said that FUCKIN' with me They didn't mean it Nah . . . |
Posted By: Matt The Ripper
Date Posted: 29 November 2008 at 5:33pm
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I like it on the basis that It's something different from the norm., and obviously that was the point as that's what you said you were doing. Well done, Cal! 8.8/10 ------------- Face it, I'm just too Rock N' Roll for you You aint ready for this, and now you know the truth |
Posted By: Calibra
Date Posted: 29 November 2008 at 5:37pm
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Nice to see you O, thanks for that bro.
Matt, pleasure as usual, yeah I heard the song and had never seen stuff like that so thought I'd give it a go.
Thanks for the comments lads.
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Posted By: Calibra
Date Posted: 30 November 2008 at 2:51pm
| Bump |
Posted By: King Jehu
Date Posted: 30 November 2008 at 4:03pm
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Different than the usual. Would be interesting to hear it in audio. Some very good phrases here, like "coffin filler" and "'will rap for food' sign holder."
Love it. ------------- Insert something rappy here |
Posted By: CHAIN
Date Posted: 30 November 2008 at 5:11pm
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The blind folder, the eye opener The "Will Rap for Food" sign holder The death wisher, Virginia Tech killer The neck slitter  vicious, another entertaining read,keep this shit up, man u already know how i feel about this piece, so i'ma leave it at that ...one
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Posted By: Cuba
Date Posted: 06 December 2008 at 7:35pm
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Hadn't heard the track before, quite coolio...has a kinda old school flavour, anyways...
LMAO @ The toilet cleaner, the little boy deceiver...what the fuck kinda start is that?!
This was at times fucking random (the feet licker stalker or whatever, the fuck?!)...but was actually savage, followed the flow and like Winston said...was on point...and you had some really stylin' parts in this, some of the ideas you same out with were sick and I liked how you had some cultural references in there as well, very intelligant...some funny lines too, like how you mixed it up...
Couple of my favourites:
The hand written suicide note displayer The day waster, addicted to Space Invaders The smart "Meaning of Life" knower The blind folder, the eye opener The "Will Rap for Food" sign holder The head spinner, Russian Roulette winner
^^ That was ridic
Fresh stuff man...better than some of those classics Scooter has selected for sure (but that aint saying much!!)  ------------- 
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Posted By: Calibra
Date Posted: 06 December 2008 at 7:48pm
| Lmfao! Thanks Cu, I hadn't heard the track till recently, really liked it though. Real old school! Haha |
Posted By: I-SEE-GRIPS
Date Posted: 06 December 2008 at 7:59pm
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Easy to read and flow through
Some real nice lines
Some choppy ones, which were just fitting nonsense it seemed
But overall I did enjoy this work
Cool ------------- 
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Posted By: sparta
Date Posted: 16 December 2008 at 6:49pm
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this is mental...loved it all the way through, the suicide note and paralympic lines were the highlights...really impressed by this
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Posted By: I-kontinue
Date Posted: 16 December 2008 at 7:04pm
| lmao @ will rap for food sign holder... that caught me off guard... good shit throughout |
Posted By: Swift Styles
Date Posted: 16 December 2008 at 7:57pm
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wow yo this is dope! for real for real, prolly best ive seen in awhile. Concepts jumpin everywhere, sty;e was sweet and everyline filled with humor. Good shit dude! -------------  |
Posted By: Schematic
Date Posted: 28 February 2018 at 4:19pm
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Cried a tear, Most of the lines were meant for me. The best critic verse ------------- http://www.lyricalassault.co.uk/forum/rapper-t-vs-schematic-horrorcore-02_topic45919.html |
Posted By: Lord Puente
Date Posted: 28 February 2018 at 8:18pm
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Bro. Stop bribing up old shit for no reason. I’ve seen you doing this a lot since you’ve returned. -------------  |
Posted By: Slip
Date Posted: 28 February 2018 at 10:56pm
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Maybe some old shit will inspire some new shit activities at a all time low and this is the first time I seen this verse and it's dope as fuk , just sayin ------------- See no evil speak no evil silent echo alter ego inner demon violent beast so warn the mother fucking people |
Posted By: spume corrupt
Date Posted: 18 November 2023 at 4:54pm
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Just found this absolute banger lying around collecting dust Calibra gotta be worth a push forward cos anybody read this surely gonna be inspired to write something LA had some amazing writers over the years -------------  |
Posted By: Schematic
Date Posted: 31 October 2024 at 4:55am
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The immortal Cocksocker The most hated Cock Blocker New Stalker out of nowhere Moon Walker The true Mustafa roaring like Chubaka All I know is HakunaMatata Means don't Worry, Cheap lil Fugly, The one that gets The chick that is Ugly, 😭 ------------- http://www.lyricalassault.co.uk/forum/rapper-t-vs-schematic-horrorcore-02_topic45919.html |