Double Impact 2010 Bitchin..
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Topic: Double Impact 2010 Bitchin..
Posted By: Stalin
Subject: Double Impact 2010 Bitchin..
Date Posted: 28 August 2010 at 9:37pm
| Put all your bitching in here so we can keep the battle threads clean |
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Posted By: Kay B
Date Posted: 28 August 2010 at 9:53pm
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Bitching.
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Posted By: NepentheZ
Date Posted: 28 August 2010 at 10:01pm
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Bitching. -------------  I'm so fucking intelligent, half the time I don't even know what I'm saying... |
Posted By: Stalin
Date Posted: 28 August 2010 at 10:03pm
| Bitches. |
Posted By: Kay B
Date Posted: 28 August 2010 at 10:12pm
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Dumbass, you got your OWN rules wrong. Bitching. ------------- |
Posted By: Cuba
Date Posted: 28 August 2010 at 11:22pm
Way to set an example fellows, not like you're moderators or anything  ------------- 
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Posted By: Kay B
Date Posted: 28 August 2010 at 11:25pm
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Im sorry cuba, i shall make a public apology...i am a mod of an internet site afterall
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Posted By: Cuba
Date Posted: 28 August 2010 at 11:40pm
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I shall have a little smirk the next time I see you guys telling a noob off for freeposting -------------
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Posted By: Kay B
Date Posted: 28 August 2010 at 11:48pm
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Cuba stop freeposting please.
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Posted By: BIG GAME
Date Posted: 29 August 2010 at 1:32am
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12 lines each.................
as in 12 lines per battler..or 12 lines per team?
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Posted By: BIG GAME
Date Posted: 29 August 2010 at 6:27pm
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BIG GAME wrote:Posted By: Kay B
Date Posted: 29 August 2010 at 6:36pm
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each
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Posted By: BIG GAME
Date Posted: 29 August 2010 at 6:39pm
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Posted By: Kay B
Date Posted: 29 August 2010 at 6:52pm
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12 lines each person...i figured that was obvious, but yes..12 line per person ------------- |
Posted By: BIG GAME
Date Posted: 29 August 2010 at 6:57pm
Nothing wrong with specifying it...but thanks...see ya in the tourney
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Posted By: King Jehu
Date Posted: 29 August 2010 at 11:43pm
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The post just saying "each" seemed like a dick move, too. It did nothing to clear up wether it was each team or each person. ------------- Insert something rappy here |
Posted By: Manc
Date Posted: 30 August 2010 at 1:19am
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And another thing.... Its says fair votes are accepted. S does that mean ANYONE can vote? cuz if so - surely there will be tactical voting to swing certain opponents left and certain opponents eliminated?? Just wondering |
Posted By: Kay B
Date Posted: 30 August 2010 at 1:54am
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Tactical voting wouldnt be a fair vote though, so if it was clearly tactical it wouldnt count
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Posted By: Manc
Date Posted: 30 August 2010 at 1:58am
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But that's not how LA work with shitty voting and everyone knows that. What I'm sayin is - somebody in the Tourney could make there vote sound as fair as is possible with words...but do it so that it's a vote against a potential opponent to either contribute to ousting them or keeping them in. I just don't see how that would be fair |
Posted By: NepentheZ
Date Posted: 30 August 2010 at 2:08am
I think it's due to the fact it clearly states in the battle thread "12 lines each" ------------- I'm so fucking intelligent, half the time I don't even know what I'm saying... |
Posted By: BIG GAME
Date Posted: 30 August 2010 at 2:23am
Listen...."each" doesn't specify shit!
Each can mean 'team' or 'individual'.
My question was very rellevant and most likey solved alot of future confusion.
1st) Y'all need to fully think shit out before ya go setting shit up
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2nd) Y'all need to stop trying to be fucken wise guys all of the time (especially when a person is only asking a legitiamte questions)
Fucen Pricks!..........and ya wonder why we're reppin MOD KILLAH.....SMH......fucken punks
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Posted By: J504
Date Posted: 30 August 2010 at 3:29am
and they say us yanks are smartasses?!?! 
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Posted By: BIG GAME
Date Posted: 30 August 2010 at 3:40am
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Oooo....and I garuntee that they come back with some wanna be wise shit.
Mothafuckas get on my nerves, if they wouldn't be such idiots...things would work out way better........especially KayB's bitch ass!
Fucken Faggot
Pansi ass hoe
Kay, get a fucken clue.........................Dumb ass Prick
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Posted By: Stalin
Date Posted: 30 August 2010 at 5:26am
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My bad on not bein more clear, but as it has been stated.. it is 12 lines each battler, 24 a team.
Also BG, on the voting issue, I figured I'd allow all explained, fair votes count. Reason being.. if we disallow all participants from voting.. there are not many active members left to vote...
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Posted By: Manc
Date Posted: 30 August 2010 at 5:29am
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There aint enough to vote as it is - let alone allowing EVERYONE to vote. There's definitely gonna be tactical voting in this. It will be pointless |
Posted By: BIG GAME
Date Posted: 30 August 2010 at 5:50am
that was Mancs question:
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Posted By: Scotty32
Date Posted: 30 August 2010 at 10:42am
(I know you n00bs wont believe me but...) The established members vote fairly, I've never seen tactical voting As for the n00bs? who knows wot they'll do - but I dont really have high ups to be honest *edit* as for the "not enough to vote" you sayin we dont have 3 people to vote? You only need 5 people max - with it being first to 3 (3-2 = 5 voters) Im SURE we have 5 people.... dont we? -------------  |
Posted By: Calibra
Date Posted: 30 August 2010 at 2:57pm
| I've never known tactical voting to be a problem in the past. Let's not make it a problem now shall we? |
Posted By: NepentheZ
Date Posted: 30 August 2010 at 7:00pm
Seemed pretty clear to me. 12 lines each. Not 12 lines each team. 12 lines each. That means, we each get 12 lines. Simples. ------------- I'm so fucking intelligent, half the time I don't even know what I'm saying... |
Posted By: Cuba
Date Posted: 30 August 2010 at 7:14pm
Hypothetically, you could do a tactical vote...I've not seen anybody involved in a tourney drop one though, because they have either been knocked out (then it doesn't matter), or they probably figure that if someone sees them dropping a tactical vote...then it will come back onto them & they will get knocked out. Believe it or not, I don't think people give that much of a fuck about winning the tourney in the first place...because you tend to get quite a few no-shows in them -------------
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Posted By: -Que-
Date Posted: 30 August 2010 at 8:25pm
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speaking about the tourney.........I just want to talk hella
shit....Thats why I joined....other than that its whatever lol. I belive
there will be some shady votes but hey...what can ya do. Anywayz.....I hope Calibra and Nep got thier trazodone ready cuz they finta go into a depression. ------------- |
Posted By: Kay B
Date Posted: 30 August 2010 at 8:35pm
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tbh, the only votes you will find shady are if there against you, if there for you or anyone in mod killah you will have no problem with them
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Posted By: J504
Date Posted: 30 August 2010 at 9:07pm
...and the only people who take issue with Mod Killah votes are the ones who have their MSN tactics rained on.
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Posted By: Calibra
Date Posted: 30 August 2010 at 9:17pm
| MSN tactics? What the hell are you talking about? |
Posted By: BIG GAME
Date Posted: 31 August 2010 at 12:01am
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Mod Killah keeps it real when it comes to voting. You wont see no shidty shit out of us.
It fais to say that we have proven that already
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Posted By: J504
Date Posted: 01 September 2010 at 4:48pm
Shit, when are our verses due by again?? 
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Posted By: Calibra
Date Posted: 01 September 2010 at 4:51pm
| Tomorrow |
Posted By: J504
Date Posted: 01 September 2010 at 4:56pm
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'preciate it Cal.
I couldn't remember for shit
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Posted By: Calibra
Date Posted: 01 September 2010 at 5:17pm
| Stalin just said 5 days from when he posted, so I pressume you got all day to send it in and not precisely up to the time he posted. |
Posted By: J504
Date Posted: 02 September 2010 at 3:13pm
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Anybody already submitted their verses yet?
Oh, and any predictions on no-shows?
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Posted By: Cuba
Date Posted: 02 September 2010 at 3:17pm
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Jay Hom is an outside bet, not sure if Rap is gonna be able to get over his fear of the dogs to rally JH into dropping a verse! Alcatraz & Teknikal are the favourites to no-show as a team, don't think they've been around the site very much & have probably forgotten about the deadline. Otherwise, everyone else should show -------------
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Posted By: Calibra
Date Posted: 02 September 2010 at 3:27pm
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Me and Nep have both submitted. Can pretty much guarantee Alc & Tek will no show. |
Posted By: Lucky D
Date Posted: 02 September 2010 at 3:31pm
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Manc and I have submitted our verses....and NS nobody hopefully...but I agree with AL and Tek not showin'...it would be wise for them to not show anyways... -------------  |
Posted By: Lucky D
Date Posted: 02 September 2010 at 3:33pm
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Although I just check it out and Alcatraz was on today and Tekinal was on, on tha 31 so they no about it ------------- |
Posted By: J504
Date Posted: 02 September 2010 at 3:42pm
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Somebody send them a PM and remind their asses, hell it'd be cool if everybody showed up.
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Posted By: J504
Date Posted: 02 September 2010 at 3:44pm
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BTW - where the fuck is Stal ? Shouldn't he be online gettin' this shit handled?? Nep for lead mod.
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Posted By: Calibra
Date Posted: 02 September 2010 at 4:08pm
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Stalin is around. He'll have it sorted, no worries. Nep for Lead Mod. BSD for Vet. Book of Revelations for Classic Verses. Fuck Scotty. |
Posted By: J504
Date Posted: 02 September 2010 at 4:24pm
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I know, I gotta fuck with him though...you know how I am.
I'M BOUT TA MURDER SCOTT AND KAY B THOUGH !!!!!!
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Posted By: Calibra
Date Posted: 02 September 2010 at 4:27pm
Brrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaappppppppp!!! |
Posted By: J504
Date Posted: 02 September 2010 at 4:32pm
| I was just kiddin, I took it easy on 'em. I couldn't even really think of much to get those guys with. All i really know is that they are named Matt and Kevin and one of them works in a Super Market (and i didn't even use any of those personals, thought about it, but didn't) |
Posted By: Stalin
Date Posted: 02 September 2010 at 4:53pm
| I've only recieved 8 verses for this... lets get goin yall |
Posted By: Cuba
Date Posted: 02 September 2010 at 5:16pm
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I would've said some shit like "Double Impact's like this site, hate MK specifically But when the votes come in they're all against MK initially" -------------
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Posted By: Kiki Spirez
Date Posted: 02 September 2010 at 5:29pm
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Mines in Stal.
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Posted By: J504
Date Posted: 02 September 2010 at 5:33pm
Well I was gonna say something like...
Matt's a bitch, she wishes she wrote better lines...
She dropped an Open Mic and not even Kevin Fed-her-lines These to call it Rug-Burn when it’s more like "Brit-Knee"
But to point out that they are both Brits and homosexuals is just too matter-of-fact. |
Posted By: Kiki Spirez
Date Posted: 02 September 2010 at 5:40pm
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This isn't a gripe at you for those lines, cos i don't have a problem with you ^^ But when someone on the internet is being a dick to me, and happens to be from America, and is doing the 'gay/bad teeth/tea sipping' shit.. All i say is.. Don't you think it's ironic that we're apparantly bad looking, pussys and complete faggots.. Yet if we go to your country, all we have to do is SPEAK.. And i guarantee you within 5 minutes we'll have girls like 'Are you from England or something?' and 5 minutes later from that, they'll be sucking our dicks with their perfect American mouths ------------- http://media.photobucket.com/user/Seinamies/media/Big-Dilla-Cover-web.jpg.html" rel="nofollow">
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Posted By: NepentheZ
Date Posted: 02 September 2010 at 5:45pm
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Word Kiki :D We get a lot of American exchange students stay in a hotel real close to my bar, (6 weeks at a time, usually a whole class, maybe 40 or 50 popele) - it's always riddled with fit girls. Every one of my barman in the last 4 years, that has been working for me while they came into my bar, has got laid, simply for being English. Funnily enough, new term about to start, so we get them again now.  Happy days.... ------------- I'm so fucking intelligent, half the time I don't even know what I'm saying... |
Posted By: J504
Date Posted: 02 September 2010 at 5:47pm
2 words motherfucker...
ELTON JOHN
I'm just taking the piss, but I feel you on what you're saying, but at the same time I gotta point out the fact that that's why America is so great. We have tons of hot young whores who will suck anybody's dick, even ugly foreign dudes with jacked-up grills.
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Posted By: J504
Date Posted: 02 September 2010 at 5:48pm
| Oh, and I sent my verse in. |
Posted By: Kiki Spirez
Date Posted: 02 September 2010 at 5:57pm
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Although tbh if we're talking out of the 'English Factors'.. Tea Sipping - CHECK. (Although a Coffee if it's at night) Faggot - FAILED. (Although i'm an actor, which could be called faggish by the insecure.. Yet my job puts me constantly round a 70/30 ratio of girls, and it gets me laid more than most other manlier occupations ) Bad Teeth- FAILED. (I've never even had a filling at the Dentists, my teeth are pretty awesome ) If i gave up the Tea, i could maybe get in to the US, the promised land of the whores. ------------- http://media.photobucket.com/user/Seinamies/media/Big-Dilla-Cover-web.jpg.html" rel="nofollow">
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Posted By: J504
Date Posted: 02 September 2010 at 6:12pm
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Fuck it...I love tea. I ain't gonna lie.
I fucking hate soccer.
Still though, the best thing about England is Rosie Jones and Keeley Hazell, so good on yall.
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Posted By: Stalin
Date Posted: 02 September 2010 at 6:19pm
Yes!
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Posted By: Calibra
Date Posted: 02 September 2010 at 6:22pm
| Kelly Brook? |
Posted By: J504
Date Posted: 02 September 2010 at 6:59pm
her too.
She ain't got shit on RJ though. Rosie Jones' tits could touch lives, cure hunger and Heal the World like they were a Michael Jackson song.
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Posted By: stuckinthepost
Date Posted: 02 September 2010 at 7:43pm
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vikki blows? ------------- you come at the king, you best not miss. |
Posted By: J504
Date Posted: 02 September 2010 at 7:47pm
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you Google Rosie Jones yet?
Yo, when is the tourney starting?? post that shit!!!
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Posted By: stuckinthepost
Date Posted: 02 September 2010 at 7:48pm
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i know who rosie jones is!
VIKKI BLOWS. ------------- you come at the king, you best not miss. |
Posted By: J504
Date Posted: 02 September 2010 at 7:56pm
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I know who Vikki Blows is!
I've got a fucking mental glossary of hot bitches inside my skull
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Posted By: stuckinthepost
Date Posted: 02 September 2010 at 7:57pm
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I haven't, but I'm a 16 year old boy, we know these things. ------------- you come at the king, you best not miss. |
Posted By: NepentheZ
Date Posted: 02 September 2010 at 8:03pm
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Cheryl Tweedy is by far and away the fittest thing the UK has ever produced. ------------- I'm so fucking intelligent, half the time I don't even know what I'm saying... |
Posted By: rapdisup
Date Posted: 02 September 2010 at 8:04pm
sent Raps and JAYS verse so there Cuba haha i got over the dogs an damnnn they were pretty much coo' wit me exept tha one that bit a girls face off haha that fuckers scary as hell haha so seeing as this is a fuck you thread as such Kiki an Stuck are fucked lol  ------------- The Dr said it can't be beaten,I replied it 'can-sir'! It aint over till I Rapdisup |
Posted By: Cuba
Date Posted: 02 September 2010 at 8:06pm
L.M.A.O. -------------
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Posted By: $n00z
Date Posted: 02 September 2010 at 8:17pm
This is a battle site..... Quit tawn bout Pro-nos, Poronos, Poor-hoes, etc.... nasty buzzards!  Aaaaaaaye JYEAH!------------- U already know... |
Posted By: Kiki Spirez
Date Posted: 02 September 2010 at 9:16pm
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Cuba gets a shout out in my verse (kinda).. GOAT (after Rap).. ------------- http://media.photobucket.com/user/Seinamies/media/Big-Dilla-Cover-web.jpg.html" rel="nofollow">
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Posted By: stuckinthepost
Date Posted: 02 September 2010 at 9:19pm
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Jehu gets checked in mine.
feel honoured. ------------- you come at the king, you best not miss. |
Posted By: Neek
Date Posted: 02 September 2010 at 9:21pm
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are you serious with that fucking hair Kareem Abdul Jabar? <3 jehu <3 |
Posted By: Neek
Date Posted: 02 September 2010 at 9:22pm
bah, I fucked up last time, been ages since I used a fucking forum. anyway, still serious with the fro fella? |
Posted By: Stalin
Date Posted: 02 September 2010 at 9:29pm
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Yo, we waitin on
KayB
Que
Big Game
Alcatraz
Teknikal Most of u are active as fuck.. fuck this no show shit, dont go out like that
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Posted By: stuckinthepost
Date Posted: 02 September 2010 at 9:32pm
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Yo Stal when you gonna put up the verses from the battles that all verses have been pm'd to you? ------------- you come at the king, you best not miss. |
Posted By: Neek
Date Posted: 02 September 2010 at 9:33pm
if a team noshows, put me and cuba in.. we'll do a day turnaround at most.. ill take six minutes to write something. ya digggg. |
Posted By: Calibra
Date Posted: 02 September 2010 at 9:34pm
| Cuba is Champ with Fatal, can't really enter. Plus it ain't really fair on the team who wrote verses for the no-showers, your verse will always be more relevant. |
Posted By: Neek
Date Posted: 02 September 2010 at 9:35pm
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fit us in next round then? :P. Im sure cuba would ditch that other guy for me. |
Posted By: Neek
Date Posted: 02 September 2010 at 9:36pm
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I just wanna smack somebody around. Im grabbing at straws here. im about to call out Orion. |
Posted By: Calibra
Date Posted: 02 September 2010 at 9:39pm
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Kos? lol Try Big Game. |
Posted By: Neek
Date Posted: 02 September 2010 at 9:40pm
| the guy is 9-19... im a bully.. but I don't beat up disabled children. I like to manhandle able bodied capable human beings. |
Posted By: Calibra
Date Posted: 02 September 2010 at 9:41pm
| He'll keep coming back till he beats you, he's 0-3 against me and apparently I'm "next". |
Posted By: Calibra
Date Posted: 02 September 2010 at 9:42pm
I've seen 3 of those 5 online today. Uppin' for ya verses. |
Posted By: Neek
Date Posted: 02 September 2010 at 9:43pm
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poor guy. bless his heart thou. |
Posted By: Cuba
Date Posted: 02 September 2010 at 9:53pm
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Neek is my brother in arms, if there's a no-show we can fill the void & diss the same characters who no-showed...so it's a fair comparison, hollllllller -------------
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Posted By: Neek
Date Posted: 02 September 2010 at 9:55pm
and that right there is why he's the brains of this outfit. |
Posted By: Calibra
Date Posted: 02 September 2010 at 9:56pm
| (yeah!) |
Posted By: Neek
Date Posted: 02 September 2010 at 9:59pm
| hey!! you just stole my swag!!!!!!! |
Posted By: J504
Date Posted: 02 September 2010 at 10:05pm
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Posted By: NepentheZ
Date Posted: 02 September 2010 at 10:06pm
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Yeah, que, big game and KayB I fully expect youguys to drop verses. When exactly is the deadline? ------------- I'm so fucking intelligent, half the time I don't even know what I'm saying... |
Posted By: Calibra
Date Posted: 02 September 2010 at 10:07pm
| 20mins ago. |
Posted By: Neek
Date Posted: 02 September 2010 at 10:08pm
| suit me and cuba up damnit, we're both on, we'll get it in like right fuggin now!!!!!!!! |
Posted By: Calibra
Date Posted: 02 September 2010 at 10:11pm
| Calm down Batman, we gotta wait to see if they actually gonna post. |
Posted By: Neek
Date Posted: 02 September 2010 at 10:13pm
| anything for you Robin. |
Posted By: Cuba
Date Posted: 02 September 2010 at 10:15pm
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I got diss verses written for all those no-posting clowns, blat blat -------------
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Posted By: Calibra
Date Posted: 02 September 2010 at 10:18pm
| Does that mean Cuba is Catwoman? Ewww. |
Posted By: Cuba
Date Posted: 02 September 2010 at 10:19pm
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Yikes, better than Penguin I guess -------------
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