- Cartoon Calamity -
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Printed Date: 27 March 2026 at 2:58am
Topic: - Cartoon Calamity -
Posted By: J504
Subject: - Cartoon Calamity -
Date Posted: 17 August 2011 at 3:38pm
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Characters welcome....
Gargamel schemin' for some Smurf soup and I'm all ears
Scooby Doo turns 42 - now you do that shit in dog years Yall scared?? that McGruff the crime dog's gone persue you? Takin' bites out of crime - Ha! he's still starvin' for my blues clues Coyote's on that shit, dude - got 'em itchin drippin' bird seed Trippin' showin' ribs - twitchin' like he heard "beep!" Observe me, I got some bitches down to serve me: Evil Lynn and Teela naked - that's right He-Man, you heard me! You heard me??? I slap Perry the Platypus in his bird beak with Skeletor on speed-dial - stay knowin' where that purp be Ya see I got this shallow greed and it fuels my hollow needs Makin' Strawberry Shortcake's cherry bleed then I make her swallow seeds Rip Barbie out her sockets and then make Polly Pocket hold my pocket and when Bratz decide to sprout some tits - watch the way I cop it! See me bust-up Acme traps and Dr. Claw - I dodge your tactics Cause it's "Go go Gadget big ass dick!" up in the wife of Roger Rabbit Jessica, yea that's his spouse, but I still turn them mudflaps out Tom & Jerry can just fuck right off- ain't no time for cat & mouse Some-a-these cartoon cats just sketchy, thinkin' that they big time Garfield movies? - Heathcliff games? You must be out yo bitch mind! Pussies! put ya in the meow mix - now, ya think you all that??? Time to cook some "mu shu pork" - now, tell me where my dawgs at???? Yeah Chinese are mad!!! Michael Bay's actin' like he's their dad to the tune of Takara bots and Linkin Park..well..at least ya know they're glad Transformers forgettin' where they came from too - leave them Gobots stricken plus, Robocop's workin' in Popeye's kitchen (shhh...he's makin' robot chicken) Jackie Chan's Adventures cancelled?? -further maintaining the chinks anger!! but my childhood dream can't be fulfilled without fingerbangin' the Pink Ranger Oh hell yes - I like her best plus her chest has a fuller set- make the Yellow Ranger sit & watch, better yet I'll pull her dreads Do Xanax blues with Captain Planet's crew - Do coke with Majin Buu Hit tha rock with Flint from Gi Joe -What's he got to lose? Now Flints stoned! nigga's gone! Bet he starts to puke! So they left him out the movie, instead they went with Duke It's so true, who knew - like Aladdin, it's a whole new world Get Smurfette so soakin' wet - now what ya wanna do, blue girl? Imagine Master Shake in a jock strap, call it my true love- when I add Kim Possible in the mix - remix! one girl/ two cups Wilma get's the pearl necklace - get reckless with Mystery Inc's 2 girls It's surreal - cartoons fucked with for real - like I'm Brad Pitt in Cool World that's all, folks...
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Posted By: Manc
Date Posted: 17 August 2011 at 9:51pm
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hahaha @ that opener. I reckon that'd be around 294 years old!! lol The Blues Clues line was nice - but that Wylie Coyote line LMAO!! That was jus genius J - seriously. Loved the He-Man stuff. Evil Lyn was a bitch......jus sayin. Yea, He-Man was my shit as a nipper, so that was easily related to. That play about Skeletor/Purp .... I'm assuming ya meant cuz of his purple suit - is that the connection? Agian - genius play, and effortless too. Strawberry Shortcake man! hahaha. My little sis had a doll of her n her cheeks smelled tasty enuff to eat. Nice touch. Great, the way you linked them sexually. What with makin her cherry bleed then swallowing seeds - dayyyuum!! lol Inspector Gadget - cool too man. Dr Claw was a cunt too werent he - with his smokers voice lol. And Jessica Rabbitt was TIGHT - for a cartoon  I think I preferred Heathcliffe to Garfield back in the day - another nice nostalgic touch. hahahahahaha finger bangin the Pink Ranger - oh shit man... thats raw lol. The Flintstone/GI Joe plays were crazy too. The closer finished this off really well yano - nice touch there at the end. This brought back A LOT of memories J. Damn good drop kid. Loved it. |
Posted By: J504
Date Posted: 17 August 2011 at 10:55pm
Ha! Preciate that Manc - I knew you'd get all the wordplays, I threw a bit of them dog plays in there for ya too didn't I? 
It's funny about me throwing Heathcliff in the mix cause I was at the Gamestop the other day and I saw a Heathcliff game for the Wii - I was like "fuck! for real??" I didn't know he was still around. when i was a kid, we called him Bootleg Garfield but I loved that show, i ain't gone lie!
so yea, had to throw that one in.
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Posted By: J Sass
Date Posted: 18 August 2011 at 4:37am
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nigga all jokes aside....for this shyt you jus became one of my favorite Rappers...not Net Rappers but FAVORITE RAPPERS... "Robot Chicken" that alone put you in my top ten, sumbody jus got bump from tha list to add J504 it has Inspired me to do one...prolly not on cartoons since you went crazy on that but believe me im gone drop one on sumthin
so i leave with sayin you are tha shyt
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Posted By: spume corrupt
Date Posted: 18 August 2011 at 2:43pm
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Scooby doo turns 42 now do that shit in dog years How do you do it man? I loved everthing about this drop So many lines wa spot on You truly are an exceptionally gifted writer (imo) After my own (ov course) I like to read yo shit da most that's just how it is This is Dope nothin less -------------  |
Posted By: J504
Date Posted: 24 August 2011 at 8:47pm
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Much appreciated fam, yall always inspire me to try and get better at this shit. Sass & Spume, yall both been puttin it down lately, been inspired nonstop by yall 2.
respect.
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