an experiment
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Printed Date: 27 March 2026 at 5:14am
Topic: an experiment
Posted By: Steven T. Guidry
Subject: an experiment
Date Posted: 29 February 2012 at 2:36am
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Steve decides to leave the house......
So I dressed up after I took a shower and sprayed cologne looked in the mirror and said, " fuck this being alone" so I hopped in the ride and shook the rust off its frame bumping old L.L. and thinking "depression is sho lame" So I rolled to the club, paid the cover and eased in slick seen a breezy peeping easy, so I strolled in quick Said my name was Stevie and I noticed her from the jump And I was cool with whatever, whether convo, a bottle, or just hump as our talk lingered she asked what my views were on life? I accidently let slip that Juan had fucked away the chances of my wife at that moment all the swag evaporated and she percieved my strife So I left the club by myself in a depression so thick I could cut it with just a knife.
------------- NLIE's new recruit
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Posted By: J504
Date Posted: 29 February 2012 at 2:51am
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Crank that Outkast...
Juan...two..three.. My baby don't mess around because she loves me so and this I know fa sho...
STG, let it be - jus be glad she didn't gift ya with an STD Worst case scenario is you ingested a bit of esse's skeet Just message me, you know I'll show up A-SAP Cause I take charge, you do know what el jefe means? Senor Ricardo Ross! Like a boss I toss flacos, G Now, ya see why ya wife's queefs smell like soft taco meat Quit ya moping about his groping, let the healing, coping in She's fuck'n wit tha best- say'n hello... to his lil friend Real talk dude, I can't prove the part about el jefe true cause that bitch Katrina...man, she fucked me and left me too
I just gassed up the Honda, let's roll.
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Posted By: Steven T. Guidry
Date Posted: 29 February 2012 at 3:42am
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you laugh at my shame, but your claim to fame and name could feel the same! hells flame could untame Juan game and leave ya brain trapped in teh rain! it is easy for you to joke about latino heat Eddie g died, but Juan survived with latino skeet at least it wadnt a negro with humongous meat while you think your safe with your chick and elite? she could get hit in the street and knock your soul off its it feet so until you have walked in my shoes, lace up and brace for defeat.
------------- NLIE's new recruit
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Posted By: J504
Date Posted: 29 February 2012 at 5:51pm
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So what if your wife's a whore, life is short!
My retort will bring death, they call me Die for short
Try to sort your feelings, you got my support
Juan is your enemy and your wife: his sport
See, I'm the sort of guy to help you slay this demon
Teamin' up againt the corrupt and their lustful dreamin'
Think this thing through, dude you'll be in agreement
Sure Juan was schemin, but she feened for his semen
Turned a new leaf as STG, now you're more complex
Juan linked with your wife but now you linkin' concepts!!!!
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Posted By: Manc
Date Posted: 29 February 2012 at 9:15pm
hahaha this is funny shit from you both
J - in your first one - that tacos line had me rollin man (and heaving at the same time) lol
Kos - simplified is defo your better side. funny shit too man
but J, your second verse :-0 hahahaha pure genius. flow was sick, lyrics were sick - it was funny too. all the elements in there that make for a top class drop. I hope yaz are gonna carry this on lol
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Posted By: J504
Date Posted: 29 February 2012 at 11:33pm
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Can we change the name of this thread to "Juan Cypher"?
and make it a sticky? lol
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Posted By: Steven T. Guidry
Date Posted: 01 March 2012 at 2:17am
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laugh at my shame, how a spic was inside her? how all her new friends all drive a low rider? how she guzzles sour cream while i piss apple cider? like none of yalls bitches couldn't find a new provider? like how she just loves only you laying right beside her? all he has to do is bring the drugs and flick her lighter then you will feel my pain and as STG remains the wiser..... cuz Juan got the looks and the stamina screaming out fuck phizer.
------------- NLIE's new recruit
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Posted By: J504
Date Posted: 01 March 2012 at 2:32am
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Sure, Juan's day laborer hands snatched your Senora
Sure she pretended she was Dora as he went in to Explore 'er
But did you ignore her? I'm sure the signs were all there
before he inserted his Mysterio jr. below the spot where there's hair
To be fair, you prolly got sidetracked with your own inventions
and forgot that a lady needs the greatest attention
Did I mention the fact that irony is so sweet bro?
Juan got a job without waiting at Home Depot!
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Posted By: Steven T. Guidry
Date Posted: 02 March 2012 at 12:42am
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HOME DEPOT illegal all FREAK SHOW libido the WEAK SOUL of my freak ho from where cocoa LEAVES GROW in the hills of PUERTO RICO!
------------- NLIE's new recruit
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Posted By: -Que-
Date Posted: 02 March 2012 at 1:39am
Aye caramba !
Franseescoh , my amigo runs underground from a greko forging green cards with a gringo shhhhh.....pleesss dont tell the policio try my burritos full of frito sip corona and eat saladitos touch the kulo of madam Juanita Ceeto R Kelly the hinas "Ride in my Jeep Ho!"
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Posted By: Steven T. Guidry
Date Posted: 02 March 2012 at 12:49pm
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its deep bro cuz she creep on dee low making me weep taking my sleep secret texts giving Juan a peep show when it comes to sex, she says there is no equal she was running trains like segal in under siege the sequal becuase in bed she said i was like airballling a free throw 
Juan....you greasy bastard, you stole my love with seduction and probed all of her holes like it was an alien abduction got me taking pills and drowning vodka like a russian turns out I could only tickle what Juan was crushing.
------------- NLIE's new recruit
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Posted By: Cuba
Date Posted: 03 March 2012 at 11:05am
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Posted By: J504
Date Posted: 03 March 2012 at 3:20pm
holy shit
Can we just change the name of this thread to "I hate Mexicans Cypher"?
I don't know what else can possbly be said about Juan so Imma just go in on Lil Rascoe....
Yo, I'm bout to El Paso lasso lil rascoe Rosetta Stoned in niggas threads, what a lil asshole So...Just for laughs, bro....
Drop that taco, Paco! You getin' served cold like gazpacho Then you'll burn in hells flames with Elizabeth and Macho Ya ain't Hector to tha Cammacho, I see delgado lookin' flaco Tryin to practice http://www.myspace.com/361756152" rel="nofollow - gangsigns while he's helpin' with the nachos I see this amigo ride the boulevard hard on a goat with antlers Coz Witmer Street's about as sweet as a box of Whitman's Samplers metete un palo por el culo, hijo de mil putas! Chupame la polla, I see you tryin' to dupe us! You just hit LA, rep ya clique and ya think ya fags are slick but you cabrons can all just lick Diego's Baby Jaguar's dick
no hate.
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Posted By: Gemos
Date Posted: 03 March 2012 at 4:06pm
^ oh damn J5… that was funny as hell. I think rascoes a pretty good topic so…ima go off on that
drop the burrito chico! yous a disgrace to our people! probably a white dude fantasy with salsa and tostitos sitting at home memorizing all the san andreas cheat codes one day he even jaywalked just to say hes illegal entiendeme si puedes tu solo escupes semen I hear witmers tough, playing D&D with all his brethren rascoes always ready to role play for a quick song remind me, whos lips did he say he was going to put his dick on? (was it ram?) he rolls with a crew, they rule the YMCA at ping pong hes throwing up gangsigns yelling "we the klingons!"
------------- - Grimy Gómez
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Posted By: Manc
Date Posted: 03 March 2012 at 5:56pm
Holy Guacamole - this threads pure entertainment
Gemos - that San Andreas line was fuckin hilarious LMAO
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Posted By: -Que-
Date Posted: 06 March 2012 at 4:45am
lmao@Spock nice one Gemos
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Posted By: lil rascoe
Date Posted: 23 April 2012 at 11:39pm
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escucha amigo digame que fue lo que dijo me iligeal amigo kall me smigul porque estoy chaparito guerito y feito yup i no your bitch loves my burrito latino trucha capirucha dnt be mad at me be mad at your ruka aeya le gusta que el rascoe le puye la kuka homie no es mi culpa que aeya le gusta yea she in love with this salvatrucha yea ino u use to have her eating burritos y tacos pero rascoe la tiene comiendo pupusas dont get it twisted porque es que me retan si atu ruka es la que anda donando su kusuka anda en buska en el bloke el disen la pata de chucha pero en mi bloke le disimos la siwua montes porque la emos visto caminando el bloke en chunia desnuda pidiendo lismona fuck you leva mama me la chorra tu y tu morra it aint my fault she a zorra homie ya se te acavo la cora ya es hora fin de tu derota kieren pronka pero ala mera de la hora todo se le atora soka
------------- witmer gangster
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Posted By: lil rascoe
Date Posted: 24 April 2012 at 12:32am
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trip check it out orite trip out these words that im putting together busting out as im writeing its stricly for all the delincuentes sipping on a bottle bumping some chente this foos be talking about how they own cuetes but you see my hente use machetes mentiendez see let me tell you something about a gee see my people live in proverty and we berly getting by slanging rocks glocking glocks in order to survive this rite here yea you could say its my crazy life this crazy world im living in gots me sick of contaminiation its like fighting for your rights of imigrationhere me out we latinos so krasy we march deep to the streets can you just get it and see my people just want to be free but i guess thats just my freedom of speech and i be ese rascoe living my krasy life in the varrio i guess my varrio is what i got to stand for but for my people is who im really fighting for cuz to honor my people means so much more see this goes way before long time ago many many generations and life still critical beautiful city ruins so historical azul y blanko salvadorenos kall us guanakos my pride ill nvr let it go i guess i was destain to ride since the day of my birth fuck a bitch my mother always comes first and whats worse to soon realize my life be curse as i started growing up i nvr knew i had to do this much dirt in order to get pay i guess i had to make my mind up nomore delay slanging cokecain getting pay getting lay fuck the congress i had to come up and this right here is a soldiers speech coming up was the skeem hustle up filty rich but i guess ill only dream off like the eagle catching the snake its like a sign that youll see us standing tall and brave like a dead soldier in his grave so homie cuando mires a mi hente no te espantes porque somos pocos pero peligrosos simpre andamos bien lokos bumping chalino sanchez fuck snitching like a bitch giving out information leave a valla in tu cara cuz i heard you and the cops be using comunication this right here be a gfls production invasion this krasy life can be full of temptations someday my hente will soon rise up from this nation deportation for my imigration and as for us delinquints encarlseration 25 to life is what were facing this war is more like a battle this fucking gringos always cagando el palo is a crasy society cant even trust my own shadow kien dijo miedo guanakero pandillero gueriero un saludo a todas las fine mamasitas las gueritas las morenitas a todas porque todas estan bien rikas im just kicking it smoking mota here chillian it with my tropa as i put in work you think im the best well dont get wet just yet you see this words that im writeing with got me feeling the ink and the pen feel bless with something dead inside my chest i must ride los angeles city were i reside fuck this system the goverment keeps lyin hustle up on a come up yes we tryn criminals like me yea i understand them but the lame ones that nvr been out there cant get the upper hand we stand strong even doe we lost alot of families either by death or life in the penetantary you got single mothers in the ghetto tryn to hustle up some money to feed they kids something to eat i live a krasy life were i live in the streets like a bump i no how it feels when your feeling lonley with needs homie tell me about it i use to sleep under a tree but the key to succeed is to keep ur head up and nvr accepct defeat sometimes your down but sometimes youll get bak on your feet youll see my name is really brian ari i smoke weed like bob marly everybody now and days smokes weed come on lets party this for my enemies sounding of the shotty revelation soon to be coming im a leader not a follower i stand tall look at me balling i stay high like amsterdam in a blunt i smoke a gram busting on rhymes like uncle sam green eggs and ham..........
------------- witmer gangster
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Posted By: Rameez
Date Posted: 24 April 2012 at 2:03am
lol 
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Posted By: J504
Date Posted: 24 April 2012 at 2:46am
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Holy shit, this is my new favorite thread- Damn @ Gem, Spock & the San Andreas line just fucking dropkicked me!
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Posted By: Gemos
Date Posted: 24 April 2012 at 3:35am
hahaha thanks all, this is a great thread. He just keeps going, writing indecipherable essays
------------- - Grimy Gómez
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Posted By: J504
Date Posted: 24 April 2012 at 4:12pm
Gemos wrote:
hahaha thanks all, this is a great thread. He just keeps going, writing indecipherable essays |
He is an indecipherable esse!
I say "hey Zuess!" like it's where is ya god Cause J shoots the gift like its Feliz Navidad It's kinda odd in this rap game to decode what they say Especially when esses are typin out essays Every listen to Dre Day? How bout John and Oko? Look at ya songs, can't ya see that they broke, bro? I don't even bother readin, I'm just all like "oh no" I put you in a chokehold till ya spill ya Four Loco
Keep that on the low low or get sniped like Duke Togo....
13 comma Golgo
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Posted By: lil rascoe
Date Posted: 25 April 2012 at 3:13am
no hodas homie llamale al conde kieres pedo ponle ese fuck a essay estoy loko en la mente loko residente trucha con mis lyricas estan caliente queman como fuego fuck wit me die slow mueres lento una valla en tu cara y tu cuerpo queda tieso sies piez abajo del sementerio nadie en tu entiero como la wuesuda al infierno me los llevo soy lil rascoe y como una cucaracha los aplasto smoking purple o `s im ganzo like alanzo copentencia estoy quemando la cuidad tumbando tu hina se me queda mirando it dnt matter if im broke watcha i tell her how it is and she gives in slow head bak home and her i bone she mons
------------- witmer gangster
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Posted By: lil rascoe
Date Posted: 25 April 2012 at 3:29am
once again let me keep it simple This fucking moran is acting like DBZ, I'm Super Sayin 3 you say you on my level buto your Vegeta to me better yet your more like krillin and its ironic how your day job is dying for a living. Drop tha world on your head call that a spirit bomb and now your nothing but a memory shout out to myspace Tom. I'm gone like instant transmission these guys want dick but that's a trannys mission. i'm on my level so how can i be wrong? inner beast like gohan about my green kall out to shenron and make your final wish come on i hop on nimbus the cloud and im gone
------------- witmer gangster
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Posted By: seek truth
Date Posted: 25 April 2012 at 10:19pm
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i'm sitten here laughen mah ass of. shit is a sweet tread Gemos, you dropped a gem. same to you J5
------------- Hopesin Vinnie Paz SwizZz G Mo Skee Apathy Benji (not the one you're thinking about) ...Hip Hop ain't dead....it's just not popular anymore
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Posted By: J504
Date Posted: 26 April 2012 at 2:07am
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This fool try ta jaw me, hey wait! what did he call me? All I see is some run on sentences ...and Dragonball Z Steppin' to me, yeah bro that's kinda ballsy- coz ya twitchin, missin tha spacebar like it's Cerebral palsy Call me out Speedy Gonzales, I leave you vermin slain Cause J's skills shock esses like I'm http://guerillawomentn.blogspot.com/2011/10/herman-cain-proposes-killing-mexicans.html" rel="nofollow - Herman Cain
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