[R1-B4] Dougysnuggy vs Fuckoff
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Topic: [R1-B4] Dougysnuggy vs Fuckoff
Posted By: Scotty32
Subject: [R1-B4] Dougysnuggy vs Fuckoff
Date Posted: 22 May 2014 at 8:16pm
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16 - 24 Lines Deadline: 29th May 2014 at 8:00pm BST (GMT + 1) No extensions will be given - Late Entry = DQ Verses to be posted in this thread Crew Votes Allowed Participant Voting Allowed Topic Your in a club and your realise your drink might be spiked -------------  |
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Posted By: fuckoff
Date Posted: 29 May 2014 at 2:44am
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Once upon a time in Austria shes a beauty, racy red dress, with lacy stretched threads tha hug her waist an barely cover her tasty fake breasts great steps, she could dance the night out n not break sweat... lips flush in ruby too she looks like she stepped out a movie caught through the crowds, i blush cuz our eyes met so rudely.. i take a breath as her stares swallow me into a misty cloud of lusty nudity the bar swinger, my drinks a double voddie an i chase with a zimmer positively stunning, but so negative, i only see empty space in the mirror another night in the club, for what? first dates tend to be breakfast, never dinner the nightly man hunt ends fruitless, a sad slut, with daddy issues.. an perpetually mad drunk hag slumped on the bar, kickin my heels off n wishin i wore those dam pumps maybe i was too fucked to notice, the effervescent fizz in the glass before i drank up... lights blind me in triplet, i slink into the sink, limp, n drained by sickness leaf green, my dribbling lips drip, icy sweat steams on my forehead n splits it huggin the toilet, i sit in the piss pools wretching.. i wish with, my eyes shut pray to stop the spinning, some body make the world flat... im dizzy.. 'its not the drinking..' i remember thinking, before the last of life escaped my visions i breath, as my lead lined eyelids grow heavy and give in to submission of sleep... ill let the angel sleep a little longer.. she must be knackered went out dressed to nines... but shes come back in tatters i sweep the hair from her face, so i can see her clear.. i embrace her shes so fragile, it was bound to happen.. sooner or later.. 'I love you' I tell her.. chained to the radiator she starts to wake up.. 'is that you?' 'DADDY..' 'WHY THE FUCK AM IN THE CELLAR?!?!' -------------  |
Posted By: Scotty32
Date Posted: 29 May 2014 at 9:02pm
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Dougy is DQ'd for not showing. Fuckoff is through to the next round. ------------- |