Current Events Punchlines.
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Category: Emcee Lounge
Forum Name: Cypher Games
Forum Description: Diss the person above you, 1-2 punch, etc.
URL: http://www.lyricalassault.co.uk/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=40194
Printed Date: 27 March 2026 at 4:57am
Topic: Current Events Punchlines.
Posted By: Rutter knows best
Subject: Current Events Punchlines.
Date Posted: 27 July 2015 at 4:18pm
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This was a sick Idea... I jok, just kiddin ya, Threads more of a ghost town than sousse,Tunisia ------------- #bananas 
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Posted By: emcee squared
Date Posted: 08 August 2015 at 4:46am
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Actually this is a great idea, and I will be murdering this thread with multiple verses over the coming weeks. But I can keep them short to punchlines if that's the preferred?... |
Posted By: emcee squared
Date Posted: 08 August 2015 at 10:04pm
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Lol. Thx. Although My first post here was pretty cocky.. Don't wanna bite off more than I can chew lol.. Will just stick to bars rather than verses prolly.. gotta absorb some current events and get thru an overtime workweek then will put some out.. |
Posted By: The Rap Daemon
Date Posted: 10 August 2015 at 12:17pm
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You wanna be the best? ... Well don't try// 'Coz the path to glory? That road's "mine"//. --- EXPOS --- * Road's mine ~ About the S. Korea issue with N. Korea's mines on a road. |
Posted By: emcee squared
Date Posted: 09 September 2015 at 9:40am
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i Snorted Some Junk. and then voted for trump. |
Posted By: emcee squared
Date Posted: 09 September 2015 at 9:43am
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Something's wrong the Syrian Situation. A serious situation- we don't wanna piss off Russia. 'n have a War involving a myriad of nations. |
Posted By: emcee squared
Date Posted: 09 September 2015 at 9:46am
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not All of them,but a Lot Of Cops are out'v control. drunk on power 'n playing the executioner's role. |
Posted By: emcee squared
Date Posted: 09 September 2015 at 9:48am
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I'm not gay, and two men kissing grosses me out. But that fucking cunt in Kentucky- and her bible in the public sphere- Throw It The Fuck Out. |
Posted By: emcee squared
Date Posted: 09 September 2015 at 9:52am
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the NFL season is starting very soon, &as a sport, i Know It's The Best Option. but i will throw the remote- as soon as that first flag is thrown, for Shoulder 2Chest- Contact. |
Posted By: emcee squared
Date Posted: 09 September 2015 at 10:04am
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ever since 2008. a Volatile Economy- is What this nation promised me. money isn't real. it's like paper&philosophy. world markets intertwined. and credit-is a commodity. it's only a matter of time, so get ready fer the "walloping"! |
Posted By: emcee squared
Date Posted: 09 September 2015 at 10:11am
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...i've discovered that the Nicest Guys-Are ISIS Fighters! |
Posted By: emcee squared
Date Posted: 09 September 2015 at 10:15am
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Dick Cheney has so much credibility regarding the Middle East that i decided to sell nuclear secrets to Iran and then punch him in the teeth. |
Posted By: emcee squared
Date Posted: 09 September 2015 at 10:31am
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i donno why Yahoo is my Homepage. frankly,the journalism there reads like it's Home-made, by a "troll fag", deciding to garner as many clicks as he can- in'is own way. |
Posted By: emcee squared
Date Posted: 09 September 2015 at 10:38am
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here's an answer to get money out of Politics: collect it All and then send me a check for All Of It it's best for all. |
Posted By: emcee squared
Date Posted: 09 September 2015 at 10:46am
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why haven't i moved to Canada?- or a state where marijuana is decriminalized? it's What my Habit is, and when i'm On it,i get thinner eyes. |
Posted By: The Rap Daemon
Date Posted: 25 September 2015 at 1:02am
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You're dropping this cypher's 'worth' down by spitting these wrong fucks// You can play the bigger than China guy but just like them you gon'(e) bust//. ------------- Faggot |
Posted By: Skeletor
Date Posted: 01 October 2015 at 9:53am
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blowin Volkswagen smoke limited edition's best Yall wouldn't betcha ass to an emissions test |
Posted By: Mitch.Wagwaan
Date Posted: 07 October 2015 at 8:09pm
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Arsenal on the weekend play Sexy then steady, Twenty minutes, three goals, game over already, Scouse give Rodgers the chop, turn their attention to Klopp, Can he fill the whole in the Kop? Take them back to the top? I doubt it, I think there's plenty more points to be dropped, Firmino's a flop and Klopp 's got no Lewandowski up top! |
Posted By: The Rap Daemon
Date Posted: 07 October 2015 at 8:29pm
Yo' what team do u s'pport? ------------- Faggot |
Mitch.Wagwaan wrote:Posted By: The Rap Daemon
Date Posted: 07 October 2015 at 11:45pm
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Making my way in to Number 10, I'm waiting// Then I hear some noise, and my suspicions make sin// You'd think he was snorting drugs or something// But that was the sound of the pig he was fucking!// Lol XD, Lol XDd ------------- Faggot |
Posted By: Skeletor
Date Posted: 10 October 2015 at 2:47pm
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terrorist shouldn't hover fear in ya planes Rush-in Putin Bombs over Syria |
Posted By: Slip
Date Posted: 10 November 2015 at 1:39am
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3 days before she died in the old age home she shredded 1.5 million dollars all on her own jus to upset her family sadly its true she waz sick in the head but not like the flu outta spite she did it all who woulda knew |
Posted By: Xces
Date Posted: 10 November 2015 at 3:07am
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Is it on? NAH, It's Over like Pamela's Hep C 80 grand in a handful, she slammed em with Pepsi |
Posted By: Xces
Date Posted: 15 November 2015 at 4:55am
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You shook like Lou Gehrig's caught in Paris terrorist plots It's fucking embarrassing dog, go home to your parents and blog. -------------  |
Posted By: Sammy
Date Posted: 16 November 2015 at 7:52am
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i blaze to the beat; a winner, but never raised on the street i trained at holmes; have these rowdy rhondas facin da feet. UFC? F U, see me, i'm aware 'the problem not to make light but my Tom is gross the way i'm Paris bombing |
Posted By: JackBarz
Date Posted: 24 December 2015 at 5:21pm
| Don't try me cuz I could easily fold Ya sets...this be a murder in the 1st degree You havn't got Ya diploma Yet..lol |
Posted By: Rutter knows best
Date Posted: 24 December 2015 at 5:52pm
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Some cats know a punchline some cats don't, Like how dropped squats, n still lose to a bunch of ass votes, That's why it's this place becoming a dead vercinty, Cos how it can't catch a punchline, throws away it's credibility ------------- #bananas
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Posted By: Slip
Date Posted: 29 December 2015 at 3:16pm
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its about time someone put a spot light on the no shows and opened up a contract we need at least five members to diss every no show in hopes to stirrup a comeback the way im seeing this out of those five disses people should cast votes on witch one stung the most think of it as a roast a chance to toast these ghost the ones who dont appear disappear like smoke |
Posted By: Slip
Date Posted: 24 August 2016 at 2:08am
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so i just finished watching the making of trump a documentary bout donald the real scrooge McDuck next up to run the country by the sound of the polls this fat bastard will be easy to hit and fill full of holes |
Posted By: JacksHammeringThem
Date Posted: 14 December 2016 at 8:32am
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Ya this one is simple easy. 1 bar. This is stupid and just stuffed with a bunch of dumb junk, I gotta live in a world where the President is Trump.
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Posted By: Apaw Clips
Date Posted: 18 December 2016 at 4:16am
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I spray like an aerosal can drop bombs from above like an air assault clan eradicating innocent emcees like Aleppo, damn take your children when your sleeping call me the boogieman |
Posted By: poongod
Date Posted: 22 March 2017 at 9:44pm
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David Rockeller died in his sleep. Good riddance he looked like a creep. More like a pedophile scumbag. And a small dick having oedipal complexic fag. He pretended he cared about sephardis but wished he was a white german. And now that he's dead and he has no money to give you wouldn't find five people to speak at his funeral sermon |
Posted By: Okie
Date Posted: 18 May 2017 at 11:29pm
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Educating local weed dealers on indicas and sativas pissed that peeps still in jail for that ish- peep how they treat us. from a fetus hit with three strikes off each step no addidas some sell out n dye the features while heads like me tryna pull strings for kings- n stay on the bleachers.. cause to be seen in the game is risky for us shot the fuk!! Down when we aim for fairness for us.... blah. still happening ------------- Fuego |