HW Text (Semi): Law v Rutter
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Topic: HW Text (Semi): Law v Rutter
Posted By: Cuba
Subject: HW Text (Semi): Law v Rutter
Date Posted: 20 September 2015 at 11:35am
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Semi Final: PICTORIAL PUNISHMENT Each battler will post a picture of themselves their opponent will use to diss them. 16 lines max Best of FIVE votes from nominated JUDGES Deadline = midnight, 4th October ------------- 
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Posted By: The Law
Date Posted: 20 September 2015 at 11:18pm
http://s1283.photobucket.com/user/TheLawsPhotos/media/11831644_152796171721279_6833332881266211701_n_zpsawkwry58.jpg.html" rel="nofollow"> Law is on the left -------------  |
Posted By: Rutter knows best
Date Posted: 22 September 2015 at 11:22pm
 ------------- #bananas 
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Posted By: The Law
Date Posted: 30 September 2015 at 4:15am
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All that old crying on the forums got his eyes puffy and dried out Even this losers camera knows his whole world is upside down, Dropping a pic with no material and this mothafucker can't debate it But the beanie doesn't hide the fact he lookin like a cancer patient... With a face like that, his future and pleasure is headed for doom Cause we all know ain't no bitch taking a ride down levenshlume! I mean, Is that even headboard he's leaning on? Or a cardboard box?? Seriously? Dog, all of LA knows you belong in the barnyard stocks!! So no surprise that we could picture you homeless in streets With a road sign and cheap ass tee that you probably stole for the week. And light that dim, the candles prolly get blown when you sleep You shoulda just starred in Austin Powers, with that mole on ya cheek And being on a UK site? this kid lucky he hasn't been locally murdered.. Lucky he's posing with a Manchester hood.. That nobodies heard of!! I mean, let's get it straight... If he had one, I would be clowning his style.. But when he loses at least his picture turned his frown to a smile!! ------------- |
Posted By: Rutter knows best
Date Posted: 03 October 2015 at 12:59am
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Well done guys, first place medals for looking mentally retarded You got the fucking eyes of a killer n the body of a victim, We can tell u a bitch inside n that boyish body's just a prison, Ur feed is basic, U need to eat some meat let's face it cos from the state of those calves, that bitch behind's probably an under cover PETA agent Lou ain't no fighter, clear he only built to run quick, He got that hard body...to live in or accept it what he's stuck with ...These two look weirdly close n i don't mean brothers, Both the type to leave tips on their laps, taking turns to twerk on each others That body look like it ain't big enough for ya heads weight Stood like you've ran for miles, to avoid anything to do with leg day Lou watched 300 n signed up for the spartan race, nerds pathetic but only thing he went racing round was for guys to supply the genetics You talk about giving beatings but off this pic i doubt it ..bitch if those hands ever crunch'in numbers of people, its cos u look like an accountant ------------- #bananas
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Posted By: Exoduzt
Date Posted: 14 October 2015 at 2:21pm
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Law: Your opening bar could have been a lot better to be honest. It felt kinda rushed when you could have really hit him with a hard one rite there but the puffy eyes crying shit was funny as hell. Your second bar was cool I liked it. The levenshlume line was actually quite comical I enjoyed that. That homeless in streets/stole for the week line was really nice and pretty hilarious. Stand out flow as well. Also the manchester hood line was pretty decent. again the flow connected. That closing bar was deadly. Without a doubt best bar from your verse. I felt you could have came a bit more serious at him tho. Rutt: Your opening bar was cool. Great way to come out swinging and it was comical. Your second bar also was pretty stand out to me. The boyish body just a prison was funny. You missed the boat on that peta agent line tho. I feel you could have really nailed it with three in a row but it fell off for me. the twerk on eachother line was ehhh. Again you had the rite concept just you missed out with the punch. the heads weight leg day line was hilarious. your closing punch was ok but you should have really delivered a harder finisher. Damn this was a really close battle in my opinion. For some reason I felt you both could have came a bit more serious but this was def an enjoyable battle. MVGT: Law -------------  |
Posted By: Senor Perfecto
Date Posted: 20 October 2015 at 5:53pm
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The Law... straight-forward rhymes and rhyme-scheme... Punches were good... and all referenced the picture... Rutter... again... straight-forward rhymes and rhyme-scheme... References to the picture were not used effectively as punches... ¿You're from Levenshulme...? Picture battles are wack... ¿Do people still say, 'wack'...? Vote: The Law... Adios...  -------------  |
Posted By: Shankley
Date Posted: 22 October 2015 at 3:06pm
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Law: Your opener wasn't great in terms of a big punch but it was alright a slight jab and and a decent punch (i took the world upside down to ref the closure of Empire) it had a nice flow to it and basically set up the verse nicely. I liked your next bar i liked the humour factor mixed with the shock of mocking the look of a cancer patient and comparing them to him. i think you had the right balance nothing too shocking but still kept it fairly upbeat. I wasn't a fan of your 3rd bar i felt you were forcing the multi and the punch line didn't really have much flow to it. I liked the idea but i feel you could have executed it better. Your next 3 bars weren't punches i felt they were clowning him, your 4th bar by stocks do you mean like a http://www.totalbounce.co.uk/hire-wooden-stocks-sponges" rel="nofollow - stockade well that's how i read it. The "homeless" and "Austin Powers" bars i felt were a little light, i like how you connected the 2 ideas together i just felt you could have done a little more with them. I liked your 7th bar had a nice little punch and again was clowning him, i liked the "Hood nobodies heard of" because i had literally never heard of that place. I googled it to see where exactly on the map it fits, so i liked how relatable it was. I also liked your closer, i thought it was very clever the way your used the upside down appearance of the picture. It was a very creative approach here, I thought you did very well given the lack of ammunition in the picture. Rutter: You started it off nicely, played off the picture well nothing overly aggressive but nice enough. I didn't like your 2nd bar it didn't flow well and i didn't feel it was direct enough, it seemed more fitting for the guy next to Law. I liked your 3rd bar more it played off Law a lot more, just your punch line seemed very stretched like you were trying to fit too much into it. Again using the "trapped inside your body" play I'm not a fan of it, it seems very indirect and lacked creativity. Your next bar is another I'm not liking "gay plays" are never a good idea it's a little childish to start calling people gay. Your 6th bar was more direct, the concept was okay but I think you should have executed it better. Your 7th bar again seems like you basically saying he's gay and was chasing all the men not very creative angles here. Your closet was okay, it had potential but your rhyme was forced and the punch line didn't seem all that hard hitting. Overall the battle failed to live up to the billing Law had a stronger showing in my opinion but I expected a lot more from Rutter it seemed like maybe he rushed his verse because a lot of it came off as ill-thought-out. MVGT The Law ------------- |
Posted By: Cuba
Date Posted: 22 October 2015 at 7:34pm
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Law wins 3-0 KO -------------
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