Would You Rather?
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Category: Emcee Lounge
Forum Name: Cypher Games
Forum Description: Diss the person above you, 1-2 punch, etc.
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Printed Date: 27 March 2026 at 2:14am
Topic: Would You Rather?
Posted By: The Rap Daemon
Subject: Would You Rather?
Date Posted: 16 January 2016 at 11:40pm
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Ok, so this is simple. I've seen it on Facebook and bringing it here... 1.) You answer a would you rather question in rap form. (Try to keep it short to about 2-4 lines but a BIT more shouldn't be a problem. 2.) Leave a would you rather question for the next carbon-based life perform to pick this up. So, I have nothing to go on, so I will just leave a question: WOULD YOU RATHER GO TO A BARRYBONDZ CONCERT OR DATE SWORDEDSTYLEZ? ------------- Faggot |
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Posted By: Slip
Date Posted: 17 January 2016 at 1:22am
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id date swodrdstyles headstone for the day after we battle unlike rap daemon the faggot who wants to climb in his ass hole would you rather ask a different question that does not lead to some gay shit or keep acting like a dick drunk slut whos bin skull fucked so much she cant explain it would you rather not play this game? or diss the faggot who made it |
Posted By: The Rap Daemon
Date Posted: 17 January 2016 at 3:28am
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You chose to play the gay way by picking the date// Guess I'll have to diss the faggot for not being faggot enough// Ya name's slip for slipping the dick in SS's slit in his break//(crack) Or do you like it SwordedStylez where you're having it rough// You can't handle cum, so one I 'spit' mad from the tongue// You rapidly numb... You slippeed up and just handed me a backhanding of some//. Would you rather Slip, or be slip? Either way you're slipping.. ------------- Faggot |
Posted By: Slip
Date Posted: 17 January 2016 at 2:07pm
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choose to slip or not to slip now that is the question im so slippery you couldnt hit me if your life depended on connection every smack you swing quick i slip to the side every miss you make is wearing down ya rhyme now the daemons gettin out of breath really testing his limit The New Dawns a funny joke and your the only one in it would you rather jump out of a plane or cliff dive |
Posted By: The Rap Daemon
Date Posted: 17 January 2016 at 2:58pm
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Missing 'connections'? That's you 'coz you're still pending// I'm at the forefront of 'control' while you 'slip to the side' guessing// What's Next? Guessing 'coz You've got your facts twisted 'coz you didn't close right// Oh and I'd jump out a plane 'coz I'm already so fly//. ------------- Faggot |
Posted By: Slip
Date Posted: 17 January 2016 at 5:58pm
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speaking of not closing right you made this thread yourself then forgot to leave a question would you rather stab the rap daemon in the eye with a pencil or kill him with different weapon
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Posted By: Hackusation
Date Posted: 12 March 2016 at 8:41pm
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Kill him with a different weapon as my pencil would be a blessing, The real question is would his soul go to hell or to heaven?
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Posted By: The Rap Daemon
Date Posted: 18 May 2017 at 2:56am
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My soul will go to Hell 'coz where I go, Hell breathes And this fire inside remains alight for as long as I sell these Thoughts of mine, 'coz I'm an addict, sporadic manic, irradical I'd do both but would you rather get off your head with ISIS or share needles with cannibals? ------------- Faggot |
Posted By: Ridley Squat
Date Posted: 18 May 2017 at 7:23pm
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Hmm ... hard to say! Nah, those cannibal junkies won't last a day I'd rather party with ISIS ... of "Archer" fame And hit that classy dame, Lana Kane You better believe that I'm a major threat ... When I'm getting legless ... like Ray Gillette Would you rather: Shave with lemon juice and a cheese grater Or, eat a Gunt-Cheese Sandwich -------------   |
Posted By: Okie
Date Posted: 18 May 2017 at 11:47pm
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At the bar beer goggles got me with 5 lookin like a 10!! horny as fuk!! you know I want in!!! next morning woke up with no rubber!! seen her with sober eyes me and my dick stuttered kicked her out fuk her!! plus her pussy loose trippin balls broke wanting hygiene beer! my excuse so with no dough I shave my pubs with a grater n stylized'em with lemon juice. Would you rater... Be in a plane with one parachute two other ppl n the pilots heart failed OR!! Be held hostage by sexy looking transexuals getting ready to rape you ------------- Fuego |
Posted By: The Rap Daemon
Date Posted: 19 May 2017 at 2:06am
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I'd rather be held hostage by transexuals getting ready to rape me 'Coz that's the plan to get me some readily fakes, to heavily pay these Men with a face breached by bitchiness, with viciousness Just watch me set the scene, break free and seperate the man from the little kids. Would you rather? Rape your own Mother to prevent this psycho from killing your whole family? Or somehow be the cause of the release of a madman who plans (and will succeed) in starting a nuclear apocalypse? ------------- Faggot |
Posted By: String_Rap
Date Posted: 21 December 2017 at 2:09pm
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id take the mad man who has his bad plans, to start an apocalypse releasing more energy than a solar eclipse , but if i make it to him i will tear him to bits , i just couldnt rape my mother ,i dont care who gets saved on the hand of the other , i just couldnt do it , its not worth the shit would you rather stay in a fridge for 24 hours or free fall from a plane
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Posted By: Bazooka bastard
Date Posted: 23 December 2017 at 4:09am
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Free fallin? You scots really don't like payin for shit, But yeah I'd stay in the fridge, purely on the basis of aiming to live, Unless life is what my suspicions keep saying it is, One of those boring, wack, warm up acts on stage at a gig, In which case free falling can still rotate on a dick - if you get a cooler designed for the boot space of ya whip, I'll go with that n turn up liquidized so able to fit Would you rather A) fuck your mum in your girlfriends body or B) fuck your girlfriend in your mums body? if you dont have a gf just pretend again, and a merry xmas to all |
Posted By: Ridley Squat
Date Posted: 28 April 2018 at 10:55am
Dude, this seems just kinda sick, to choose between some hybrid bitch and hybrid bitch, whose minds are switched, on some Freaky Friday shit deciding which, side to pick, like a dish, with rice or chips. ... still ... If they didn't tell me I suppose I could be fine with it ... my father ain't the type to snitch ... plus he wouldn't mind a bit, my girlfriend always fancied him and now she gets to ride his dick, my mother can be young again so chooses to stay tighter lipped! ... (#Bar!!) ... but wait, here comes the science bit ... There's papers done in '96 relating to this type of shit and stating in the finer print: "the 'brain' does not define your chick! ... it's just the cage in which the mind exists, the frame in which the psyche sits, and mainly where you'd find the id, therefore ........." ... look, mate I'm getting tired of this so fuck it, I'll choose option B, cos that's the one with nicer tits! (and that's about the size of it) NEXT: DICK FOR A NOSE or NOSE FOR A DICK ------------- |
Bazooka bastard wrote:Posted By: Skeletor
Date Posted: 28 April 2018 at 12:12pm
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I'd rather have a dick for a nose, why? lets see that way I don't got to sneeze to see God Blessed Me I could sixty nine face to face, WHAT! one in the pinky and other gettin sucked can't lie if she hot, Pinocchio syndrom can't smell her fish taco when I get up in'em to cover up, I'd wear a dust mask or be a ninja and parkour to adjust fast Would You Rather: constantly Vomit or have constant Diarrhea |
Posted By: XcesE5
Date Posted: 27 June 2018 at 5:38am
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I'd shit my pants constant if just given the option. I'd list that as a mission within my admitted top ten Best ideas Guinness lock ins, Ah shit, record breaker Dropping shits longer than a Texas ranger Would you rather, Shit through your mouth, or have tastebuds in your asshole.,
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Posted By: iLL ScriptureZ
Date Posted: 27 June 2018 at 1:37pm
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I'd have taste buds on my asshole cuz I eat the groceries Hold the hate, it's no debate my wife keep it kosher, b Would you rather be constantly cumming or nonstop hiccups
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Posted By: daydizzle89
Date Posted: 27 June 2018 at 1:57pm
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I'd constantly be cumming on the bums of catholic nuns for eternity Non could fuck with the cum im dumping into cunts inadvertently Would you rather : Would you rather know the day that you will die or know the day your loved one will die
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Posted By: Skeletor
Date Posted: 08 July 2018 at 4:17pm
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I'd rather know the day die so I can contemplate saying goodbye put in all I can before I arrive in that lake of fire or paradise zen with pen then get it in behind a mic written gems sends them my mind and life grim I amend a win on a whim surprise listen again and again, rewind I survive on tracks left to your own devices I got one day less to contrive this would you rather be a famous rapper via ghost writer? or be an uncredited ghost writer to a famous rapper? |
Posted By: Cuba
Date Posted: 30 November 2020 at 6:18pm
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Fame without fortune is all the cost without the benefits I ain't a horse to peddle it so of course I'd be selling scripts Would you rather have a full or empty funeral ------------- 
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Posted By: Crimson Juice
Date Posted: 30 November 2020 at 6:58pm
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Empty..less ppl feeling down or hurt on that day, life is hard enough, and as long someone remembers you from time to time, good or bad, then that's a penny in the immortal meter, so alls good.. Would you rather hang a child killer? Or Would you rather give him a lethal injection? ------------- "You need to learn how to make an exit, before you can dare make an entrance". |
Posted By: Mitch.Wagwaan
Date Posted: 30 November 2020 at 7:14pm
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Easy hang. More suffering. Would you rather have finger sized nipples, or nipple sized fingers? |
Posted By: Crimson Juice
Date Posted: 30 November 2020 at 7:31pm
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lol...WTF. Finger size nipples because there's no better tool than your hands. Would you rather have ear ache,? Or Toothache? ------------- "You need to learn how to make an exit, before you can dare make an entrance". |
Posted By: Mitch.Wagwaan
Date Posted: 01 December 2020 at 1:36pm
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Earache. Toothache is brutal.. Would you rather go back on time 10years with all the knowledge you have now but everyone you have ever known wouldn’t exist, or go forward in time 30 years and see everyone you know grown old? |
Posted By: Mitch.Wagwaan
Date Posted: 01 December 2020 at 1:40pm
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Just realised I’ve been doing this wrong, head in hands.. Mehh fuck it, either way the above question stands. |
Posted By: Crimson Juice
Date Posted: 01 December 2020 at 8:44pm
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Danm that's a moral question there.. Imagine if you go back 10yrs, you'd be swimming in pussy and rich as hell, But i think i'd jump forward 30yrs and still be around the ppl I know and love.. Would you rather kill Idi Armin? Or Would you rather kill Pol Pot? ------------- "You need to learn how to make an exit, before you can dare make an entrance". |
Posted By: Rapper T
Date Posted: 01 December 2020 at 11:51pm
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Hmmm, the cruellest despot of all time or a Cambodian revolutionary The former killed 500,000, the latter millions ... yet super caring Fuelled with echoes of callsigns but that's only death if truth is real see So benefitting doubt I let both live cos rappers views impair me Would you rather live forever or die after living an average human lifespan? |
Posted By: Concrete
Date Posted: 02 December 2020 at 9:12pm
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I would rather die, living forever sounds pretty awesome after a billion decades existance turns to shitty boredom would you rather be buried and kept alive in a coffin for 2 years or become completely paralyzed for 2 years?
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Posted By: Sammy
Date Posted: 03 December 2020 at 3:06am
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my death is not to be celebrated so i would like an empty funeral i anticipate a few LA brethrens and sisters and Cube to go. would you rather bee rich or famous?
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Posted By: Mitch.Wagwaan
Date Posted: 03 December 2020 at 1:45pm
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No debate, illd rather be rich. Fuck being Famous. Unwanted attention is hanus, rather the 50 notes to wipe my anus. Would you rather end world hunger or Cure Cancer? |
Posted By: D.Von Doom
Date Posted: 03 December 2020 at 5:03pm
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I've contemplated this complicated question in a effort to do the impossible We hunger for knowledge not taught in college cancer stops with world leaders responsible ------------- I can only fall off in space... |
Posted By: daydizzle89
Date Posted: 18 December 2020 at 12:50am
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I rather Doom give us a fucking question.. Would you rather get stung by a murder hornet or get punched in the stomach by Mike Tyson
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Posted By: Absolute Abomination
Date Posted: 22 December 2020 at 7:03am
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Tyson punch for sure. 1) it's a better story to tell, and 2) I could be allergic to the hornets venom and die real fast. I'm pass on that. Would you rather die horribly, say, a crocodile attack, and your loved ones believe you died peacefully or Die peacefully but your loved ones spend 3 weeks looking for you, believing you to be alive? ------------- Show me a fortress and I'll show you a ruin. |
Posted By: Crimson Juice
Date Posted: 09 February 2025 at 7:45pm
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Hmm, what's 3 weeks right?, but then the false hope given to loved ones,, although hope can never be false, so peacefully for me, as death is still the out cone here.. Ukraine or Russia?. ------------- "You need to learn how to make an exit, before you can dare make an entrance". |
Posted By: Cuba
Date Posted: 28 June 2025 at 12:50pm
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I would say that if someone stumbled across this thread with a frame of reference of say 200 years, they might say...Ukraine?!?! What are nations in the face of history? Like trying define a driver by his pace or livery That's a race to misery that I don't rate in chivalry Would be more decorum in saying grace in Italy Honesty or Integrity? -------------
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