IDENTITY CRISIS 2 - Final is about to go down
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Topic: IDENTITY CRISIS 2 - Final is about to go down
Posted By: Cuba
Subject: IDENTITY CRISIS 2 - Final is about to go down
Date Posted: 30 March 2017 at 6:53pm
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LA's anonymous topical tourney is back with a BANG as Law has posted up all 16 (yes, 16) first round matches. This was an awesome event last time we ran it and we've expanded the bracket this time around. We're hoping it's a huge success. Hey Cuba, what can I do to help? Glad you asked!! For starters, a tourney like this is a logistical challenge so making sure you check your PM as Law will have given your Battler number. That's your number, only you and Law know that. Don't tell anyone, even if you're knocked out as that spoils the surprise. That's all good Cubes but I'm a bit of a dumb ass...did I accidentally sign up? I am partial to a bag or six of weed You are in Nigma. For the rest of you, here's the list. There are some old heads on here who don't log on too often, so if you know one of these guys from offsite it's be great for us if you could give them a friendly nudge. We want to avoid no shows where possible!! 1. daydizzle89 2. Rutter knows best 3. Crimson Juice 4. Exoduzt 5. Spume Corrupt 6. iLL ScriptureZ 7. rhetorical 8. Sammy 9. DressToKill 10. Beans 11. AxyRocker 12. Titu 13. Kiki Spirez 14. SELF ACTIVATE 15. Stalin 16. Manc 17. Nigma 18. Neek 19. Ridley Squat 20. NBread 21. Jaz-cat 22. Lord Puente 23. CHAIN 24. Zinaii 25. Slip 26. Sdubb 27. AshleyKoas 28. Amgin 29. Concrete 30. Brotha Goose 31. Jay Homicide 32. Que Thanks man, but what if I'm not signed up? Is there any other way I can help For sure, you can sign up to be a reserve for starters!! A 32 man tourney is highly likely to have no shows, we would love to get to the end with no free passes. Voting is also a huge part of this, all participants should be voting. We could need up to 70 votes in the first round (if there are no KOs) so we're all going to need to get stuck in. Crimson Juice is the man, but even he can't do this shit on his own!! Sure thing Cubes, anything else? Yeah, talking to yourself is the first sign of madness...I know this is an identity crisis and all but cut that shit out!! Ok man, chill out... ------------- 
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Posted By: Sammy
Date Posted: 30 March 2017 at 11:46pm
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Lmao! The ending was classic! On some fight club swag -------------  |
Posted By: Cuba
Date Posted: 02 April 2017 at 5:14pm
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Lmao...that's how I roll FIRST ROUND VERSES DUE 5TH APRIL BITCHES...don't say we didn't warn you!! Two velociraptors waiting on the sidelines to strike!!  ^^ Law tryna hold back me, Endeeze & Scotty
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Posted By: Crimson Juice
Date Posted: 02 April 2017 at 5:53pm
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lol..like the insert with the wit entow..oh and thanks for the shout bro..peace. ------------- "You need to learn how to make an exit, before you can dare make an entrance". |
Posted By: Neek
Date Posted: 04 April 2017 at 12:02am
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I was just curious, but are the verses due April 5th? the title seems a bit confusing: "1st round verses due 5th Apr!!" when the fuck is a fifth apr and what happened to the other four apr's? ------------- #Bananas 
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Posted By: Cuba
Date Posted: 04 April 2017 at 10:07am
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I ran out of space. They're due on the 5th April. You can't plead the 5th. If the glove don't fit, you must drop by the 5th. -------------
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Posted By: The Law
Date Posted: 04 April 2017 at 1:09pm
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Slowly continuing to get closer to the due date. Gets your verses in people. -------------  |
Posted By: Jay Homicide
Date Posted: 04 April 2017 at 2:16pm
| Just gonna casually wait for half the field to no show. |
Posted By: Rutter knows best
Date Posted: 04 April 2017 at 2:21pm
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Okay.... ------------- #bananas 
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Posted By: Cuba
Date Posted: 04 April 2017 at 6:30pm
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Remember remember the 5th of April, gunpowder, treason and drops -------------
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Posted By: Titu
Date Posted: 04 April 2017 at 7:48pm
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the word "midnight" is confusing (even after googling it) but then what do i know of English language. ------------- Fuck That Fat smelly cunt Donald Trump, a racist asshole who is fucked in the head. |
Posted By: Cuba
Date Posted: 04 April 2017 at 7:54pm
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You have two options... 1. Look at your phone tonight, when the date changes to the 5th you have 24hrs to submit your verse 2. Write your verse tonight and don't worry about it -------------
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Posted By: Titu
Date Posted: 04 April 2017 at 7:57pm
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ill take number 2. but thanks, so midnight actually refers to 11:59 pm. cool. ------------- Fuck That Fat smelly cunt Donald Trump, a racist asshole who is fucked in the head. |
Posted By: Jay Homicide
Date Posted: 04 April 2017 at 7:59pm
| No midnight means 00:00. Literally is the short form of 'middle of the night'. Some things you assume you'd never need to explain. |
Posted By: Cuba
Date Posted: 04 April 2017 at 8:01pm
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Interestingly that was my 5th post in this thread...coincidentally the verses are due by the 5th. That's the 5th of April -------------
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Posted By: Jay Homicide
Date Posted: 04 April 2017 at 8:03pm
Not the 4th or 6th? |
Cuba wrote:Posted By: Titu
Date Posted: 04 April 2017 at 8:03pm
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eeh.. i have a suggestion that next time just put in am or pm for dumb people like me. ------------- Fuck That Fat smelly cunt Donald Trump, a racist asshole who is fucked in the head. |
Posted By: Cuba
Date Posted: 04 April 2017 at 8:26pm
^ or you could just post by the 5th?
No sir, the 5th. Like if you had until the 19th but two weeks less. Not my birthday either, although I'd appreciate 32 artistically formed first round verses in lieu of gifts. That's gifts, not the fifth, which is the deadline. The 5th of April. 2017. -------------
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Posted By: Neek
Date Posted: 04 April 2017 at 8:32pm
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so basically verses are due whenever you buy 750ml's of liquor in April? ------------- #Bananas
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Posted By: Cuba
Date Posted: 04 April 2017 at 8:37pm
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They're due 1 day short of a month before Star Wars day -------------
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Posted By: Exoduzt
Date Posted: 04 April 2017 at 8:46pm
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lmao -------------  |
Posted By: Neek
Date Posted: 04 April 2017 at 8:53pm
LA has alot of this lately. ------------- #Bananas
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Posted By: Cuba
Date Posted: 04 April 2017 at 9:01pm
Post by the 5th or it didn't happen -------------
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Posted By: Stalin
Date Posted: 05 April 2017 at 12:26am
 ------------- +Sick-Witted+ |
Posted By: Lord Puente
Date Posted: 05 April 2017 at 1:03am
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mine said it wasn't due until the 7th -------------  |
Posted By: Rutter knows best
Date Posted: 05 April 2017 at 1:10am
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yeh they all say that ------------- #bananas
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Posted By: The Law
Date Posted: 05 April 2017 at 2:32am
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They say the 5th, the reserves got until the 7th
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Posted By: The Law
Date Posted: 05 April 2017 at 2:33am
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Reserves if needed, Friday April 7th, Midnight GMT time ^ it's not rocket science ------------- |
Posted By: Cuba
Date Posted: 05 April 2017 at 7:39am
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Today is D-day people. The holy and sanctimonious 5th. The pre-6th if you will. The day that if you haven't started writing you need to sit your ass down and get to scripting. The day when if you log on to post you should be using that time to write. The deadline is the 5th. -------------
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Posted By: Jay Homicide
Date Posted: 05 April 2017 at 9:48am
| Anyone got the date? |
Posted By: Cuba
Date Posted: 05 April 2017 at 9:54am
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Lmfao The date today or the date of the deadline? The answer to the first is the 5th. The answer to the second is the 5th. It's like the shit version of transfer deadline day. The 5th of April. Which is today. -------------
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Posted By: The Law
Date Posted: 05 April 2017 at 1:25pm
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17 verses in so far now. Already talked to a few as well so for sure we should have another decent sized batch coming in today. We'll see how many actually end up no showing in the end. Hopefully none. ------------- |
Posted By: Neek
Date Posted: 05 April 2017 at 1:33pm
or is it Today? you left out a vital piece of information that I feel the nessecary need to ask.  ------------- #Bananas
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Posted By: SELF ACTIVATE
Date Posted: 05 April 2017 at 2:04pm
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Just moticed it's GMT! Welp there's goes my whole day |
Posted By: Lord Puente
Date Posted: 05 April 2017 at 4:13pm
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Don't worry self, I think those are more of guidelines and not rules ------------- |
Posted By: The Law
Date Posted: 05 April 2017 at 4:14pm
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Yeah I already told him. I am not going to fret if anyone is a few hours late. Just make sure your verses are in tonight. ------------- |
Posted By: SELF ACTIVATE
Date Posted: 05 April 2017 at 4:17pm
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Word. I'll get one in. Working on it now. |
Posted By: Lord Puente
Date Posted: 05 April 2017 at 6:18pm
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I don't believe anyone! ------------- |
Posted By: The Law
Date Posted: 05 April 2017 at 6:30pm
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yeah some of these guys may already have their verses in :P... hmmm.... ------------- |
Posted By: Cuba
Date Posted: 05 April 2017 at 7:58pm
Trust me, it's the 5th today...and the deadline is today. On the 5th. Which is today. I swear it on mighty Ganesh's trunk of magic -------------
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Posted By: The Law
Date Posted: 05 April 2017 at 8:00pm
Didn't know you were praying to Nigmas god now. ------------- |
Posted By: The Law
Date Posted: 05 April 2017 at 8:16pm
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19 verses in now. ------------- |
Posted By: Sammy
Date Posted: 05 April 2017 at 9:04pm
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59% son! Well done errbody. Let's get the rest in so we can say we got the most poppin topical event ha! #bragginrights ------------- |
Posted By: Lord Puente
Date Posted: 05 April 2017 at 9:54pm
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I don't believe Law. They are all in ------------- |
Posted By: Titu
Date Posted: 05 April 2017 at 10:29pm
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also, if anyone has already submitted the verse, be sure to drop some votes on the battles that are open. ill vote on some of them when I get my verse in. ------------- Fuck That Fat smelly cunt Donald Trump, a racist asshole who is fucked in the head. |
Posted By: Lord Puente
Date Posted: 05 April 2017 at 11:14pm
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Posted By: Cuba
Date Posted: 05 April 2017 at 11:27pm
But it's the 5th...and the deadline is the 5th? I'm so confused. If only someone had made that clearer. -------------
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Posted By: Concrete
Date Posted: 05 April 2017 at 11:40pm
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This unknown battler thing is interessting, so far I have only recognized one particular members style. Perhaps it's just an imposter? Hmm.
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Posted By: Jay Homicide
Date Posted: 06 April 2017 at 12:08am
| Well, let the excuses begin. |
Posted By: daydizzle89
Date Posted: 06 April 2017 at 12:24am
| Im pregnant |
Posted By: Rutter knows best
Date Posted: 06 April 2017 at 12:41am
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It's a long story...but it rhymes ------------- #bananas
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Posted By: The Law
Date Posted: 06 April 2017 at 12:48am
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so far I got 22 verses in, putting up another battle here in a second. I'm expecting around 6 more that I talked to that were going to be a few hours late. We'll see but I'm expecting at least 3 no shows that are not going to be able to be filled. ------------- |
Posted By: Brotha Goose
Date Posted: 06 April 2017 at 1:11am
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Some of these verses are looking to be a lot more than 25-40 lines, I even trimmed mine down a bit....I feel cheated ------------- 
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Posted By: The Law
Date Posted: 06 April 2017 at 1:12am
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PM me which ones, I haven't really got a chance to look at them yet. Just throwing them up as they come in. ------------- |
Posted By: Lord Puente
Date Posted: 06 April 2017 at 1:17am
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snitch ------------- |
Posted By: The Law
Date Posted: 06 April 2017 at 1:21am
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Nah maybe I'm wrong and someone else can peep them but I only seen 1 over. It was two lines and whoever the battler was had relatively short lines previously so it shouldn't be a big deal there. ------------- |
Posted By: Brotha Goose
Date Posted: 06 April 2017 at 1:21am
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It's not my fault that some of these fucktards can't read, I'd be as happy to have my verse back and add the lines -------------
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Posted By: Lord Puente
Date Posted: 06 April 2017 at 1:21am
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battler 5 ------------- |
Posted By: Brotha Goose
Date Posted: 06 April 2017 at 1:24am
It's all good, some people need the extra lines.  -------------
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Posted By: Sammy
Date Posted: 06 April 2017 at 2:57am
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lots of beautiful verses this round, gentlemen (and ladies if any). I look forward to doing a recap after this round. would anybody be down for an interview for the next mag? ------------- |
Posted By: Sammy
Date Posted: 06 April 2017 at 3:00am
u wanna hear something weird, the lack of name to written work made me realize how deadly a team of writers we have here. very impressive 1st round showing. ------------- |
Posted By: Exoduzt
Date Posted: 06 April 2017 at 3:01am
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I'd be down..why not sammy ------------- |
Posted By: Lord Puente
Date Posted: 06 April 2017 at 3:29am
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after round one we should do a discussion on favorite entries ------------- |
Posted By: Exoduzt
Date Posted: 06 April 2017 at 3:35am
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I agree LP ------------- |
Posted By: Amgin
Date Posted: 06 April 2017 at 3:44am
I 100% Agree ! some of the content put out and the imaginations on here is unreal. I love seeing all these verses and being able to thoroughly enjoy them all is a pleasure. -------------  |
Posted By: Concrete
Date Posted: 06 April 2017 at 7:15pm
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More high quality verses.. IC2 is looking good so far. I think all tourneys should have hidden votes, I like voting without knowing peoples opinions or the standing.
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Posted By: Lord Puente
Date Posted: 06 April 2017 at 8:07pm
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Have you even voted bro?!?! ------------- |
Posted By: Cuba
Date Posted: 06 April 2017 at 8:20pm
This is funny because he has and you haven't #explainingajoke -------------
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Posted By: Lord Puente
Date Posted: 06 April 2017 at 8:30pm
 Shots fired ------------- |
Posted By: Cuba
Date Posted: 07 April 2017 at 6:06pm
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Hey you, yes you!! (no not you Amgin)...what you doing reading this when you could be voting, huh?! Amign can't vote all the battles himself (well, he probably will at this rate but that won't close em all) Get off your ass and vote!! Around 25 in, could need 70 in total...that means there's work to be done. Get to it! -------------
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Posted By: daydizzle89
Date Posted: 07 April 2017 at 6:07pm
I knowz you aint talking boutz me sonz. Dont make this wigga vote on another battle or two |
Posted By: Cuba
Date Posted: 07 April 2017 at 6:09pm
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Posted By: spume corrupt
Date Posted: 07 April 2017 at 6:31pm
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Looking forward to dropping some votes this weekend -------------  |
Posted By: Cuba
Date Posted: 07 April 2017 at 6:44pm
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I just did a recount, 39 votes in thus far. That's pretty stellar. Let's keep the momentum up guys!! -------------
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Posted By: spume corrupt
Date Posted: 07 April 2017 at 7:07pm
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If there are any battles that are in need of votes more than others it would be cool to know which ones! Anyway of flagging that up? Nothing worse than doing a big breakdown and offering up a load of feedback in notepad only to find the battle closed and it's worthless Just wondering, Save some votes for me Sam n amgee But great work guys Getting my vote game on this weekend ------------- |
Posted By: Cuba
Date Posted: 07 April 2017 at 7:28pm
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Only thing I'd advise is to check active users and see if anyone is on the same topic. Every battle needs votes and so far we've only had 1 vote out of 40 which was cast on a battle that would've otherwise been closed without it. Given it's a 1 in 40 ratio thus far and we'll only need 70 votes MAX to close this out (most likely less as I haven't actually updated the maths) safe to say that the chances of it happening again and it being you are so small that it's not really worth the effort to do anything beyond one of you guys checking the active user list when you go to vote. -------------
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Posted By: The Law
Date Posted: 07 April 2017 at 8:56pm
If you still have the vote & feedback saved, pm which battle and I can open it up for you to input the feedback in. Although, the vote itself wouldn't count as it's already officially closed. ------------- |
Posted By: iLL ScriptureZ
Date Posted: 07 April 2017 at 9:10pm
| I'll find a way to vote this weekend. I don't want this to last forever. |
Posted By: Amgin
Date Posted: 07 April 2017 at 9:32pm
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close those battles out tonight!! You all give a fuck about battles and when you get votes, show the love You got 2.5hours till im off work and if they aren't closed im eating them up!! ------------- |
Posted By: Slip
Date Posted: 07 April 2017 at 9:45pm
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At the camp now with the crew I'll throw at least two more votes down on Sunday When I sober up lol ,Word ------------- See no evil speak no evil silent echo alter ego inner demon violent beast so warn the mother fucking people |
Posted By: Nigma
Date Posted: 08 April 2017 at 1:34am
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You have no idea how badly Amgin wants to see the results lmao. Keep your eye on him, hes probably pondering to make other accounts and try and vote more... It's an addiction at this point. -------------  |
Posted By: Amgin
Date Posted: 08 April 2017 at 1:45am
C'mon dude. You gotta embarrass me like that infront of my new friends? I think mine was good but I also thought the other guy was good so idk I just don't know man Waiting is creating anxiety. either everyone hates me n voted against me but w.e fuck them fuck it I don't care Or they liked it and they like me and it's okay cause it's alright Ya know like AtLeast until the next round then it'll happen all over again ------------- |
Posted By: Nigma
Date Posted: 08 April 2017 at 1:50am
 Right?? I remember the feels. Now adays I've become better with it. Like theres a mile of tree bark around me kinda. I'm sure having a really poor memory helps but I just write verses then forget about them. When battles open or get votes or I get feedback it's like getting slapped with a happy accident. ------------- |
Posted By: Exoduzt
Date Posted: 08 April 2017 at 2:26am
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Gotta love the enthusiasm... The new generation has to start at some point. Good for him ------------- |
Posted By: Slip
Date Posted: 08 April 2017 at 2:29am
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Looks like Crim finnaly got some competition in the voting department ------------- See no evil speak no evil silent echo alter ego inner demon violent beast so warn the mother fucking people |
Posted By: Lord Puente
Date Posted: 08 April 2017 at 7:01am
put my mother fucking vote on the board!  ------------- |
Posted By: Sammy
Date Posted: 08 April 2017 at 7:17am
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lmao! ------------- |
Posted By: Endeavor
Date Posted: 08 April 2017 at 7:41am
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Hahaha that gif. ------------- #Bananas  |
Posted By: Cuba
Date Posted: 08 April 2017 at 10:23am
Thanks man, that took us from 50 votes to 51...don't know what we would've done without you   -------------
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Posted By: Cuba
Date Posted: 08 April 2017 at 10:25am
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Posted By: Cuba
Date Posted: 08 April 2017 at 11:07am
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Up to 9 battles closed out now...5 of the one's currently open are nearing completion too (have either 3 or 4 votes cast). Only one sitting with 1 vote on currently. -------------
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Posted By: Brotha Goose
Date Posted: 08 April 2017 at 11:50am
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I managed to squeeze a vote in, hopefully I've made a difference in doing so. -------------
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Posted By: Cuba
Date Posted: 08 April 2017 at 11:59am
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You've just closed a battle that was sat at 2-2 sir. Exciting stuff. No revealing who you voted for though!! -------------
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Posted By: Brotha Goose
Date Posted: 08 April 2017 at 12:19pm
Mum's the word  -------------
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Posted By: The Law
Date Posted: 08 April 2017 at 1:54pm
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Right now these are the battles that still need votes: http://www.lyricalassault.co.uk/forum/ic2-round-one-battler-4-vs-battler-29-vote_topic44724.html" rel="nofollow - http://www.lyricalassault.co.uk/forum/ic2-round-one-battler-4-vs-battler-29-vote_topic44724.html http://www.lyricalassault.co.uk/forum/ic2-round-one-battler-11-vs-battler-22-vote_topic44731.html" rel="nofollow - http://www.lyricalassault.co.uk/forum/ic2-round-one-battler-11-vs-battler-22-vote_topic44731.html http://www.lyricalassault.co.uk/forum/ic2-round-one-battler-5-vs-battler-28-vote_topic44725.html" rel="nofollow - http://www.lyricalassault.co.uk/forum/ic2-round-one-battler-5-vs-battler-28-vote_topic44725.html http://www.lyricalassault.co.uk/forum/ic2-round-one-battler-9-vs-battler-24-vote_topic44729.html" rel="nofollow - http://www.lyricalassault.co.uk/forum/ic2-round-one-battler-9-vs-battler-24-vote_topic44729.html And the last battle should be up tomorrow. ------------- |
Posted By: Titu
Date Posted: 08 April 2017 at 5:15pm
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i voted on two of them yesterday. ill get in some votes tonight. ------------- Fuck That Fat smelly cunt Donald Trump, a racist asshole who is fucked in the head. |
Posted By: Brotha Goose
Date Posted: 08 April 2017 at 10:21pm
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OK just threw down another vote, I'm exhausted lol. -------------
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Posted By: Brotha Goose
Date Posted: 08 April 2017 at 11:41pm
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I've gone on to active users a few times And it seems that everyone is viewing or Voting on the same battle (4vs29) lol there are 3 battles other than that one that need voting. I can't see the votes but something in my gut tells me I'm correct -------------
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Posted By: Amgin
Date Posted: 09 April 2017 at 5:18am
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BOOM!! Hell yea, all battles closed out. One left to be posted ------------- |
Posted By: Lord Puente
Date Posted: 09 April 2017 at 5:26am
well damn, I only got 2 votes in. that's fucking awesome tho. great fucking job to everyone that put in some votes.
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