IC2 showcased some really remarkable things. 

#1 it showed that Nigma alts are the real deal. 

#2 it showed that last year was last year, this year is this year. iLL went on to be the black sheep in the previous outting. This go round? he gave everyone a black eye. 

My homie since 03 Mr. King Jehu himself even made a surprise entrance Royal Rumble style, and unlike most that do those, he done bodied some folks. I believe he was a replacement for some random noshow (more on that later). None the less, I spoke to him privately about it all and he had wonderful things to say. He did add that the battle he felt he lost, he won and the one he felt he won, he lost. wtf? 

I heard a couple whispers in the wind that the IC runner up is gon be running the Topical Twist, mothafucka say what?! This will be a bonus, as clearly topicals are his bag, as Cubes would say. So pack your luggage and get ready for a wild ride cause this shit bout to take the fuck off. 

IC2 started with a fever pitch, boasting the bragging rights of being the first tournament on LyricalAssault.co.uk to have 32 entrants! Folks came out, showed out, throwed down.. and then..some hoed out. Two of my homies Self Activate and senior mod Endeeze were part of that cast, but alas.. we dont slut shame round here, so lets clap for them because they were damn near finalists. 

IC2, you the real MVP. 

The ModSquad continues to be a beacon of positive vibes, if you dont believe me, send one of the newest mods a PM. Sammy will brighten your day with inspiration: "you can do it", "them bars fire fam" or the plain ole "if you ever need a shoulder bro, im here." 

Crimson Juice, will also do these things, but im sure if youve ever dropped anything.. hes left a little nugget thats brightened your day just a little bit. I wouldnt pm him tho, hes likely twelve paragraphs deep into the latest battle. 

Nigma, who some of you forget is even a mod because he believes in pixie dust and centering his chakra. You wont find him engaging in scuffles or catching a bodybag, hes playing it cool hoping we can all just get along. If you ever feel like youre in a warzone, Nigma will provide mental shelter and take several bong rips in your honor. 

Stalin, he wont provide much of hopeful meanings of life, but he will be that watchful eye that keeps hooligans contained. If you ever feel like this are getting out of hand, just post a quick gripe.. he'll offer his PM box and before you can say hello all will be right with the world.

For anything else, the senior mod staff is who you should point your concerns or worries. If you have a typo in a battle, see the above folks. If you have issues logging in, your inbox stopped working or youre unsure how to get LA radio to work, holler at a senior mod via PM or Skype. Usernames for most are just below. 

Cuba - cuba-la

Endeavor - captainendeez

Nigma - ts_piiz

Rutter Knows Best - live:375681dbadebc 

Sammy - live:b957bab42f6a6c0c

The Law - TheLaw-LA

Well folks, quite a bit to digest on the beef front. Things went from IC2 to ICU - thank god for Bloodlines IV. That promises to be a stacked card featuring some (as of now) mystery battles. With all the "belts" on the line, someone is DEFINITELY fitna get an ass whoopin. If that doesnt tickle your fancy: mosey on down to the Burn (OPEN LA Cypher) thread where its jam packed with insults both verbally and written form. 

That brings us to the crescendo of no comprehendo. Neek (third person swag) seemed to have forgotten a couple of rules and got sent to the corner to think about what hes done. Cubes definitely rolled up the newspaper and reminded him who master is. Id like to personally thank Stalin for his efforts to hide the thread immediately - the minute his spidey senses tingled he jumped into action like a starving wombat in a field full of shrubs. Thanks Stal, the community is grateful for the quick action.. I think you might have to battle everybodies favorite senior mod afterall so we can see who really is "The Law." 

Anyway guys, this is just a small portion of all the beef being cooked right now. Feel free to help yourself to a serving. 

This place has been booming with "fun and activity" as of late. There are currently TWO "Kings" of "MIC's" going. If youre into the written expression, Self has tossed up a fantastic photograph for you to twist and blend into anything your little vessel of blood pumpage desires. If you like to speak yo mind and pay respects to the fallen soldier Prodigy of Mobb Deep, hit up KOTAM. LP has tossed up two classic Mobb Deep beats and they await your massacre. 

If you arent really feeling like those are your shot of banana juice, head onto over to the topical twist sign ups. After that, hit up OM and flex some skills. Then grab yourself a headset from walmart, load a free DAW on whatever mobile market place you use and hop on some of Elites beats. 

Again, all this is just a minor sample of whats been happening. A condensed microscopic view of the landscape. The world is your oyster and nothing makes her moister. 

Take Care LA, 

 

but for now...

 

#FreeNeek