[T]Joffy428 Vs Red B
Printed From: Lyrical Assault
Category: Battle Ground
Forum Name: Text Battle Archive
Forum Description: This is where all the closed battles go.
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Printed Date: 27 March 2026 at 4:57am
Topic: [T]Joffy428 Vs Red B
Posted By: joffy428
Subject: [T]Joffy428 Vs Red B
Date Posted: 31 January 2021 at 1:38pm
| 8-10 Bars Due 48-72hrs |
Replies:
Posted By: joffy428
Date Posted: 31 January 2021 at 2:36pm
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Red B another type a Bean Ho shout out to beans tho keep wishin youre a senzu bean bro. Red B and Beans they relate to each other much.they have eachothers backs like when they do eachothers massage dont ask what happens after breakfast lunch and dinner let me spoil it google analytics captured it sattelite how gay they are on the map Buncha a crack lickers And bonner beaterbuddies go buy an investment called the GayBeanstocks then buy some lottos and share with each other so when u wieners lose u can comfort and fart on eachother you farters name says it all dont deny it theres a shit stain Red B is the skid mark send both yall to las vegas to tie the knot And after have a GANG GAGGNG ORGY For Red B and beans excited too but Red B just aint tired yet and asks a monster For just one more Doggystyle |
Posted By: Red-B
Date Posted: 01 February 2021 at 12:55am
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Shit ain’t cohesive just another whack drop Talking bout massages and another mans cock Only faggot here he’s just another write off Wants to fucking beef but writes a lot of gay bars I question your direction telling me that I’m gay When half your damn verse is filled with shit I won’t say Faggot ass bitch got dick on his mind Heard his momma likes cock, I got my dick in her spine WORD! Fuck outta here bitch! |
Posted By: Elite
Date Posted: 01 February 2021 at 7:32am
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this is prolly the MOST technical and lyrical battle i have ever seen in my life. first off, joffy428 has better line structure and cadence than any rapper who has ever lived. ever. some of the greatest punches ive ever seen from a single rapper at LEAST within the last 35 years. also red b, to be 100% honest and clear, i have to say, after reading all this, analyzing every wicked punch in each sophisticated bar, i have concluded, that not only are you the greatest rapper who has ever lived, but one of the greatest humans who has ever graced the Earth in its 4+ billion years. never have i ever seen a musician display such talent and wit in a text rap battle. this battle was fucking atrocious voting for Red B here tho
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Posted By: H4ZE
Date Posted: 01 February 2021 at 7:32am
| Damn them bean references were fire. You came with a lot of punches at b. THEY SOME BONNER BEATERS FR. And that gaybeanstock bar was some shit ive never seen before. And when you said they had a GANG GAGGIN ORGY i lost it 😂 Never thought id see a battle this good on lyrical assault. But Red B won! |
Posted By: Crimson Juice
Date Posted: 01 February 2021 at 9:21pm
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Let's keep this to votes only pls guys.. 2-0 Red B...carry on..peace. ------------- "You need to learn how to make an exit, before you can dare make an entrance". |
Posted By: Rapper T
Date Posted: 03 February 2021 at 11:02pm
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This battle goes to Red-B easily, joffy428 came with an unstructured body of words that doesn't even really work as a free with a few words that rhymed and no underlying concepts in any of the bars. The most direct or personal line was saying that Red-B was like a skidmark but it wasn't even explained why so the whole stanza if you could call it that just fell apart making a mockery of yourself and the form of art. joffy428 this kind of battle verse can get u flagged as a troll so u better pick up urself and elevate or ur not going anywhere in this game. Red-B ur verse wasn't much better with a bit of a mum joke and a bunch of flip, 'gay bars' just fell flat as a closer on the second bar rhythmically but it was enough to win even though the amount required was 8-10 bars and you came with 4. Versus joffy428 who blurbed out a bunch of literal bullshit u brought it a bit more direct and a bit more cohesively so MVGT Red-B but only just |
Posted By: Red-B
Date Posted: 03 February 2021 at 11:36pm
| I literally wasn’t trying 😂 |
Posted By: joffy428
Date Posted: 05 February 2021 at 12:20am
| K rematch then u go first red B |
Posted By: Red-B
Date Posted: 05 February 2021 at 2:48am
| No thank you |
Posted By: spume corrupt
Date Posted: 06 February 2021 at 10:17pm
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Undoubtedly the best battle of the year so far Joffy of the 3numbers, the much missed member is back in the mix Verse seemed overly aimed at beans? Not sure why but as he was not your opponent. I can’t give you much credit I think you had fun man but I have to score you zero Red of the B, all up in the place again, welcome back brother So you decided to get into a battle with our resident joker! Okay so you need votes right? Shame established members like yourself don’t come back and make an actual difference like maybe give an experienced vote on an actual real battle But hey ho whatever You won this easy my man and I came to that decision without having to consider whether flow or punches were the dominant factor You turned up you won. Congratulations Vote red the bed -------------  |
Posted By: JBrenn
Date Posted: 31 August 2022 at 2:38pm
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Get a Mod to close this out please -------------  |
Posted By: Cuba
Date Posted: 29 October 2022 at 9:34am
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Ko to RedB, closed. ------------- 
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