Text Battle Archive: Señor Perfecto vs. King Jehu...

I'm a freestyle Veteran...  Leave the battlin' to the experts,
King was born a fucking fag but unlucky anal-sex hurts,
This wanker's not a gangster...  I saw him in a girly, checked shirt,
This bitch tries to spit early but replies with a wet spurt,
I'ma send you headfirst crashing straight into the ground,
The King is dead!  So let's go desecrate his crown,
He procreates around but still his throne's bare,
Cos he's firing blanks... so that's why there's no known heir,
There's style in my cyphers... Jehu has lost flair,
Whilst I've been sending viruses to corrupt his software,
I see you in my crosshairs and I begin to pull the trigger,
Fuck pistol-whipping!  I've used fists to kill bigger niggas,
Wins in double-figures...  Throw at us anything you can give us,
My spits are ice-cold... nice, but still giving you the shivers,
I don't need to unleash my arsenal to defeat you, Jehu,
I'd use more personals but you're not Señor... nobody knows you...

Adios...

After 3 days I returned with a faded grin
Cause I still don't have a win against this fake ass Gin
A little mixup made this little battle two rounds
and you wrote a new verse cause mine had your bitch ass beat down
and now I will plunder you again till you spit in Korean
You're seeing a master O.D'ing on these Europeans
We're equal in mission, and like the beatles we're wishing
to blaze trails and beat LA mc's to submission
Both our skills so sick, it's like an evil affliction
but for this win I'll leave you dead in the fetal position
The mastery of language got me spittin out of control
Y si quiero puedo darte con un poco de español
I'm on a roll, and I'ma give perfecto a spanking
By may I'll be the one with the #1 ranking
and you'll be thanking me then for going easy on you
I'll leave you feeling blue and since you're yellow, you'll be envious too
You make me laugh when you try to do what they do, them gay dudes
may do what em, 50, dre, snoop, Jehu and Jay do
From day 1 to day two but then fall off
I'll be the nigga giving Kevin his 9th and 10th loss
Hold up, you think you can make me famous?
You're the one displaying flagrant gayness, fucked in the anus
I'm from the Bronx where they train us to kill in 666 ways
So this sick waste of space Perfecto the dickface
doesn't stand a chance in this battle, so u better sit now
Your middle name is what you are; Kevin "Piece of shit" Lau
Take my verse and copy it and you'll be better
You can't match my tongue twisters tit for tat with letters

if u don't understand the wordplay, don't bother to vote. The colors are cause of green associated with envy.
VOTES!

Thanx P-man
By the way....
for ya ppl who don't understand spanish (I know perfecto does), the line said
And If I want I can hit you with a little bit of spanish

i like alot of senors shit but i got to go jehu

vote Jehu  

2nite i might meet my next ex-wife

xzibit

G1, your next ex-wife is Xzibit?

Adios...