Text Battle Archive: Beans -vs- Kiki Spirez -vs- Slip (2-3-0)

**Blood of the Belt qualification round**

Edited by Rutter knows best - 26 November 2016 at 1:22am

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Ki

Houdini' is all silent and looking silly, how you gon' spar me? 
10 days of nothing.. Only get shit from Beans after Chilli Con Carne. 
......wasn't feeling this bar at all. Shit/Beans plays are beat to desth

Diss is on 5 stars B, you spiralled after reading Ki's rival drop,
2 no shows and no votes in 2 weeks - and this deserves a title shot??
....didn't really feel the set up and the punch felt flat.

Suicidal Slip's been losing for weeks, not voting, then chooses to leave, 
I'll put this fake one back in St Johns - Ambulance sirens are music to me.
.....this was cool, decent play and punch

Losing to these?? There are no voters thinking 'those dudes are cold', 
Cos the only time a crowd shouted 'there's Bean/Slips!' - is at the '04 Superbowl. 
.....this was a decent closer, but didn't really get those haymakers coming from you.



Slip

Slip between this conflict, break beans jaw with a drop kick
throat punch KiKi so hard snap his neck like a chop stick
....nice flow but the punch wasn't anything hard

i take'em to the stadium of light let the whole crowd watch it
stomp these numb skulls until your dead like you died in a mosh pit
.....nah, you got the flow but need to push the concepts more

make a video that goes viral, millions will re-watch it
put my autograph on ya eulogies sell'em and make a profit
.....i actually liked this one, decent punch here man

i'm cumming strong full force when the onslaught hit
up inside ya moms with a big fat dick
.....no, come on Slip this wasn't even worth writing. You can do better bro



Beans


See KI...
The diss you thought was hot? Was vomit talk & you won't survive bruh
listening to you "Straight Spit" makes me wanna choke n die on my own saliva!
....this was a nice set up and punch that connected. Dope flip

ME N/S'n got you to the 1-2 champ match..besides that you've done nothing notable
Ironic you've had sum success in the league, cos we use to seeing only 1 bar from you that's quotable
......this was ok, decent punch

& Slip you rate your own topics, so everyone buckle up for this top tiering noobie
Cos you in the rankings like "Driving With The Breaks On", the engines running but ya not even moving
....lol this was a cool personal here

Stupid fuck you know my bars are crack while yours are a waste kid
You probably though KI bumps hurt but I'll use a rock to bash ya face in
......this didn't have the impact as your other bars, ok closer



Overall I thought Beans took this pretty easily. Ki's verse didn't have the haymakers needed to win a short verse battle, Slip gave it his best, but not enough. Beans used some personal set ups and used those effectively.


Vote - Beans

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Kiki..

'Houdini' is all silent and looking silly, how you gon' spar me?
10 days of nothing.. Only get shit from Beans after Chilli Con Carne.

(good opening bar here,I also liked the set up too,the wordplay was a good concept
which in turn aided the punch well overall,the plus to this bar was the humour,this also added extra weight to the bar and it flowed well)

Diss is on 5 stars B, you spiralled after reading Ki's rival drop,
2 no shows and no votes in 2 weeks - and this deserves a title shot??

(I was feeling this bar,it had not only a ring of truth about it,but it also came off as
mean,again flowed good aswell and the wordplay was again directed well with the
punch,not only that the personal was present which made this bar a near. complete
bar in the way of categories)

Suicidal Slip's been losing for weeks, not voting, then chooses to leave,
I'll put this fake one back in St Johns - Ambulance sirens are music to me.

(pretty much in the same vein as your last bar here,and directed too,I liked the ambulance inclusion also,not much in the way of wordplay,but the personal was
aimed well via he's location here)

Losing to these?? There are no voters thinking 'those dudes are cold',
Cos the only time a crowd shouted 'there's Bean/Slips!' - is at the '04 Superbowl.

(this was a good double attack I thought,aimed at both on a personal level,the punch was also present and landed,nothing to heavy but it counts on the whole,good closing bar for me)


Slip..

Slip between this conflict, break beans jaw with a drop kick
throat punch KiKi so hard snap his neck like a chop stick

(well look at Slip going in with the G rap style,direct and aimed well but nothing that was really getting at them,still it flowed nice,and it did contain a simile too,the Punch came off as more of a jab to be honest)


i take'em to the stadium of light let the whole crowd watch it
stomp these numb skulls until your dead like you died in a mosh pit

(liked the mosh pit simile but this bar was on the generic side really,it wasn't directed very well seemed more of a filler for me here,also kind of statement-ish,it lacked any real substance)


make a video that goes viral, millions will re-watch it
put my autograph on ya eulogies sell'em and make a profit

(now this was your best bar i thought,and an actual punch too,again it was still in the generic realm though,no direct personals to shout of,but the bar still had merit,again good flow, would of been better in an audio concept is, what I'm getting from your verse)


i'm cumming strong full force when the onslaught hit
up inside ya moms with a big fat dick

(to be honest I didn't reckon much to this bar,and as a closing bar you need it to cap
of a verse,to finish on a strong note so to type,again not only was this generic,it also seemed filler-ish)

Beans..

See KI...
The diss you thought was hot? Was vomit talk & you won't survive bruh
listening to you "Straight Spit" makes me wanna choke n die on my own saliva!

(yeah this will do,aimed well and came with a personal also,the punch didn't land to heavy but landed all the same)

ME N/S'n got you to the 1-2 champ match..besides that you've done nothing notable
Ironic you've had sum success in the league, cos we use to seeing only 1 bar from you that's quotable

(I liked this bar here,no fucking around with the punch/personal as it was clear who this bar belonged too,a good shot i feel,and it had a mean feel about it that came off well,I liked that as it shows aggression)

& Slip you rate your own topics, so everyone buckle up for this top tiering noobie
Cos you in the rankings like "Driving With The Breaks On", the engines running but ya not even moving

(good personal I thought,using he's OM against him via title was a good addition here,
the punch was decent aswell,again another good directed bar on all fronts,that probably stung when it hit)

Stupid fuck you know my bars are crack while yours are a waste kid
You probably though KI bumps hurt but I'll use a rock to bash ya face in

(this had a cold and a mean feel,it was also aggressive in nature,not your best bar though,and as your closing bars go not the best from you either,but I wasn't that disappointed with this on the face of it,still served a purpose)


Overall Sorry Slip but this battle boils down to Beans and Kiki here,and I feel it's one
of preference where the voting is concerned,and to be honest I lied Kiki's better,this
battle was evenly matched I believe,but for me he just edged this,by being that little
bit more creative on the whole,it was a close affair so props to both.

Vote..KiKi...peace.