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J504
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Topic: - Bitches and Riches -Posted: 23 August 2011 at 10:00pm |
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So- If the world is still spinning then you know I'm a get mines
Cause there's a-con-in-me refusin' to bow to these shit times infuse clever in spit rhymes - pull levers and hit lines Ain't no rage for the machine, I just relax as it spits dimes Got tha knack for making stacks- in fact, u can watch how I prove it stay puffed like that marshmallow man, cause that's how I do it On a robbin' spree nightly - travel lightly ta casino'd cities C-note gritty, wallet fat like September Carrino's titties See, it's a "get money" thing for me, my prime directive's "aquire" but I still stay up in that pussy like there's hobbits in shires Get wired and I spit fire - get lips wet and leave clits sire'd Tha Red Bull gave me wings - That's why I fuck till I get tired Ya see this hustle I own's got me enslaved to it's ritches but I'd spend it all on Rosie Jones, one-a-my favorite bitches Cause she got them titties that won't quit and a beautiful face She's even took Keeley's place & you know what I'd do ta her, mate! But I'd like some Kelly Brooke too, I see her hips done got wider an since Alba's havin' babies now, Imma bust up inside her Get Selena tipped off-the-cider, my spell is gonna surpise her Just to prove I'm old school bust moves on Winona Ryder Now I ain't really feelin Kat Von D, see she needs more meat on her ass but I'd still let her give me head if I can skeet on her tats I'm just freaky like that, cause I feel I've seen and done it all so if it's a standard bitch in missionary, it's not very fun at all Cause ya see I run it all, I'm servin bitches like Women's tennis Whether it's Ashley Greene or Avril Lavigne, you know I'm want'n up in it I stay get'n them riches and stay pull'n down rich bitches britches Take all these niggas money once I'm 'em exposing their glitches Leave 'em shook, money took - you really think these crooks matter? I just dip out to find angels with that Ashlynn Brooke swagger Cause once my wallets fatter, I'm on a mission like Blues Brothers hellbent on that heffer with the huge butt or the huge utters Lucy Pinder on my list and Hot Wife Rio on my mind Peeping Keyra Augustina's from behind and stamp her ass as bon-a-fide You damn right I wanna ride - I seen her video, shakin' her hips I'll keep throwing up Bens - ain't no sense in making her quit with perfect vision like Vida Guerra minus her face and her tits Like my opener states; if the world rotates, I'm takin' her shit |
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Lax
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Posted: 23 August 2011 at 11:10pm |
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Rawr you stallion. I love the economy line. some gucci gucci type rhymes afterwards
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Manc
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Posted: 23 August 2011 at 11:49pm |
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Wow - this was tight!!! J, you impress me so much with your writtens, it's impossible to find anything to pick a. Not that I'd wanna do that, but am sayin - you leave no room for negativity.
The clits sired line was nice as fuck yano. And you dropped Lucy Pinder in there too LOL. Girl got sum of the best tits in the Britz. She took up some hard-drive space on my shit for a long while yano - Its refreshing to see that you've gone outside of the box and that you got sum of that UK knowledge. This was a hot drop all in all. Some a the girls mentioned were perfect examples of firing females!!! Bravo kiddo ![]() |
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Posted: 24 August 2011 at 1:42am |
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Yeah this shit was hella slick J!! Like Manc was saying there's no room for errors in any of this piece!! I lol'ed through most of it especially the Rosie Jones line!! Nice drop J!!! Impeccable... |
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Posted: 24 August 2011 at 10:12am |
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Brlliant J5
Nice to see yo got some UK chicks in this (did yo know Pinder wouldn't show her nips 4 years then she clued up) What the fuck is a tit wit out nips man Loads a good lines an the humour was spot This was dope love the big up lines worked into this Out the box piece |
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J504
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Posted: 01 September 2011 at 7:03pm |
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Preciate the looks on this, gents - big ups to all.
Spume- yea kid, I love me some UK chicks. Agreed on the nipple thing, I've always thought that was stupid too. I was very happy to see Lucy come around as well as Keeley for making that video
we could have a whole discussion about UK chicks, i've got tons of favorites.
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Adam11
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Posted: 01 September 2011 at 7:12pm |
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this would be tight to hear on audio. i enjoyed reading it though pretttty sick
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Posted: 02 September 2011 at 1:52am |
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The opener with "Economy/a-con-in-me".......FIRE!!
"Get Selena tipped off-the-cider, my spell is gonna surpise her Just to prove I'm old school bust moves on Winona Ryder" ^^...Niggah! The thoughts that come thru you are so far out there....yet the insanity of it all is what your most genius putting together.I always love reading your off the wall twists on celeb/reality/real life/fantasy pieces. Its like you would be a raw director or film writer. Propers J5 |
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