Battles under Review: Fuck vs klean

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Fuck off, wit the fastball, you can't even reach it,
heaters too fast, leave you speechless, as a fetus
He can't even keep up with the change-up cuz,
he been snitchin on his team like Canseco does
With chicks he always stayed on 2nd base,since second grade
named himself fuckoff,and was steroid-injected with aids
Still set in his ways,he knew he was destined to play
take success to his grave,and be the best at this game,
(expo))
-Fast forward 5 years in his major league debut-
*don't ask me....somehow he makes it*(Plot Twist)
-Drafted to oakland A's as utility man- *Round 62 2013*

Curveball sweeps in at the steepest diamaters.
-swing and miss(strike 2)-pitcher laughs like he is a scavenger
Fastball zones in at the speed of an acura.
He grips his bat hard, but he is an amateur...,
-Swings and misses-(strike 3)(umpire tells him to get the fuc*k out of here, he argues with umpire and umpire winds up kicking his ass, then a bench clearing incident occurs in which barry bonds comes out of nowhere and continuously tea bags him until he admits to being involved with Balco)

At baseball, he's the weakest of characters,
But he wants to hit for averages, and wave at the cameras
But billy beane was his manager,said this lame had no stamina
through,5 innings, he told him "fuck off", and wasn't standin up.
The coaches,wanted to pop fuck,-"this guy should win a oscar"
Broke all his bones while divin for a pop up ...
But people still love him, This wasn't to tarnish the fact
that his fans show admiration by screaming his name in all his  at- bats

vote :Klean

Fuck Off,
You had nice flow and rhyming and your story was appealing though for me, it fell apart at the last couple of bars.

Vib,
You had some funny stuff in there and some nice little plays but I didn't like how ya stopped and started talking twice in the midst of shit. Plus your verse was more of a battle verse than a topical.

Overall,
Vib your shit was cool in areas (Canseco) and funny in others but it wasn't good on a topical level.

V:Fuckoff

yo big....let him vote man. He liked mine more, and gave an explanation just like you guys did.

i know the topic was "favorite sport", and that was my topic th roughout the battle. no where did i read in any rules th at i couldn't flip that concept and use it to DISS him at the same time. It is still a topical none the less.

Klean:
Your verse was kinda good,problem is you attacked your opponent,I did like how you used the nameplay it was dope.

Fuckoff:
Your verse had good rhymes,and the story was great though but it kinda collapsed at the end


Vote:Fuckoff

5-1

and you were telling Big Game he was being a bitch about losing? 

tequila hop off Big games nuts,you just mad i spit out the worm that lives within you. set up the battle fuck face, and spare me tequilas swayed vote already.

im not on anybody's nuts you severely retarded goon. go elevate yourself before talkin shit.