Open Mic: Bouncer Of Da Crypt

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Bouncer Of Da Crypt 
I don't give a damn son/even if ya sin 
if ya names not on da crypt/u ain't gettin in!!!!!! 
don't gimme dat/ we abide by rules mate 
u have to be over 20 to access Hellish gate 
fate 
is for us/our blood red suits devine 
jus give us an ID card/drivin license fine! 
we pounder drunken bums/even bitche's lip 
we set fire to u/cough up da tip 
dis ain't a club/whoeva's dead den has it 
we work 5 to 9 on breaks/ drinkin cups of acid  

We willin to take lives/our bodycount be seven 
ya thrown out dis place/mentionin words like Heaven 
rich peeps get luxary tombs/if they affordin this 
well'e let satan know bout ya naughtyness 
but enjoy ya stay/rest in peace u lay 
critics vote dis da best crypt/ARTicle 3 page 
Dez dark assassin/bouncer of da crypt 
da mood inside dark/atmosphere be sick 
Da area we work in/respected by cults/fanatically 
a commen vibe from da crypt/loosin ya insanity 
We supply drinks/red black and blue 
please enjoy ya send off/bring ya family too! 
Even ya wife and kids/I hear em say "we miss you" 
now watch dat type of talk/ conJOUR up a tissue 
Emotioness be us 2/trouble sturers,break their pelvis 
da best nights be/live music playin from Elvis 
I be da ghost 
wiv da most 
dark and ill/don't boast 
But I hope/to be da host/of a morgue wid wanksta's head on iron post 
Dats ma bad side/ ma application form says cruel 
rap wid dark meanings be ma rocket fuel 
Watch out for VIP quest/ Grim Reap emergin 
hope u enjoy our treats/ strippers and virgins 
cheap to pay da price/u pay ya will, I bet ya 
but comin in wiv flash clothes/ and spades be extra  

These ma bouncer duties wen I break da mould 
grab all intruders into headlock/ steal dere soul 
As I said before bout tips/happily take nickle 
or I hit u wid voodoo magic and da swipe from sickle 
I'm a smartly dressed demon/ brainz and shit devower 
dese ma dark fantasies in non busy hours! 
dark descriptive detail, do u ask it neccassary? 
sorry ma shift's finished, now i'm off to drive 
truck through a cymentary!   

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Dez Troy Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Standard Member Joined: 11 April 2004 Location: United Kingdom Status: Offline Points: 297 Text Rank: Unranked Stats: 1-5-0 Form: Unknown	Post Options Post Reply Quote Dez Troy Report Post Likes(0) Quote Reply Topic: Bouncer Of Da Crypt Posted: 11 July 2004 at 1:50pm
	More upcomin audio lyrics! Bouncer Of Da Crypt I don't give a damn son/even if ya sin if ya names not on da crypt/u ain't gettin in!!!!!! don't gimme dat/ we abide by rules mate u have to be over 20 to access Hellish gate fate is for us/our blood red suits devine jus give us an ID card/drivin license fine! we pounder drunken bums/even bitche's lip we set fire to u/cough up da tip dis ain't a club/whoeva's dead den has it we work 5 to 9 on breaks/ drinkin cups of acid We willin to take lives/our bodycount be seven ya thrown out dis place/mentionin words like Heaven rich peeps get luxary tombs/if they affordin this well'e let satan know bout ya naughtyness but enjoy ya stay/rest in peace u lay critics vote dis da best crypt/ARTicle 3 page Dez dark assassin/bouncer of da crypt da mood inside dark/atmosphere be sick Da area we work in/respected by cults/fanatically a commen vibe from da crypt/loosin ya insanity We supply drinks/red black and blue please enjoy ya send off/bring ya family too! Even ya wife and kids/I hear em say "we miss you" now watch dat type of talk/ conJOUR up a tissue Emotioness be us 2/trouble sturers,break their pelvis da best nights be/live music playin from Elvis I be da ghost wiv da most dark and ill/don't boast But I hope/to be da host/of a morgue wid wanksta's head on iron post Dats ma bad side/ ma application form says cruel rap wid dark meanings be ma rocket fuel Watch out for VIP quest/ Grim Reap emergin hope u enjoy our treats/ strippers and virgins cheap to pay da price/u pay ya will, I bet ya but comin in wiv flash clothes/ and spades be extra These ma bouncer duties wen I break da mould grab all intruders into headlock/ steal dere soul As I said before bout tips/happily take nickle or I hit u wid voodoo magic and da swipe from sickle I'm a smartly dressed demon/ brainz and shit devower dese ma dark fantasies in non busy hours! dark descriptive detail, do u ask it neccassary? sorry ma shift's finished, now i'm off to drive truck through a cymentary!