Text Battle Archive: Tha Entourage Vs. Front Line (2v2)

fuck it 22 lines, did it in like 15 minutes, just wanted to get this out the way

*2-11 is a malt liquor, Jr's text form is 2-1-1
**In the call outs for these battles JR said he didnt wanna battle Renegades, only Entourage
***Hangin is the only one that won a battle in the last crew battle, then he left they're crew
**** Nicole Brown - OJ's murdered wife

Fuck Frontline, its 2 vs 2 but which one of yall gonna fall quicker
Jr, last time I saw numbers as low as ya text form, I was drinkin malt liquor*
was talkin some slick shit so its fair I pen ya fate
How u on the frontlines, but scared of Renegades**
Ima come wit the punches til every joint aches
callin us bitches, but its obvious u 'point blanks'
dare yall to come thru my city and witness the thugs hurt em
closest thing yall get to rappers is maybe bein Puff's servants
but yall aint seein 'Bentleys', cuz ya wack shit got yall stayin broke
if they do audio LA'll be laughin like we thought yall was playin jokes
its no secret this weak bitch be jockin Game
think im ditchin the 'e-clips' the way im stoppin 'Shade'
yall is overrated thinkin ya flows nasty, how??
I took his title, but O knocked both ya asses out
the fuck is frontline? its a fact ya wack crews bitches...
cmon, the only win yall got aint even by a rap musician***
he even left yall, wasnt feelin these weak dawgs spits
and yalls flow so off gaurantee u'd make the beat call quits
my flow pounds weak cats, dont speak back stay in ya role clowns
these hoes say they'll be 'on top of O-J', but end up like Nicole Brown****
If u tryin to battle me homie, Ima let it be known I'll crush ya health
dont need ya kids in this world, so practice safe sex and go fuck yourself.....

Peace

Aight... seeing as no one with any knowledge will bother readin thru this and voting it (I doubt) except me I figure I'll get u ladies off to a start... I'ma do it verse by verse rather than assess as a team given the order u dropped in... I'ma write a vote, but I'ma make it my conclusion, above it I'll break u all down so u can see why I think what I do... do I have to no, but I figure this way it will help ya elevate, so for anyone who's just readin over votes, skip to my last paragraph... Anyway *breathes* from the top...

Stalin... wasn't really feelin' this that much, flow was nice, rhyme scheme was good, but the content, not enough of it worked for me, I mean the malt liquor shit is an example of a good idea worked badly, same with the me knockin them both out, point blanks was blah, did nothin for me, the OJ line was hot... only REAL hot line of the battle, the hanGing shit was good too, closer worked well as a closer but generally this verse was stuck between tryna be funny n tryna be hard and it managed neither a lot of the time

Junior... as with most of ya shit this had potential but in general failed to impress... You know how to put together a rhyme scheme but u force it too much, like you think of a setup rhyme then u try and make a line to go before it so it makes sense as a sentence, that's OK if you can do it cohesively and effectively but for example the "flow's just a bore" line flowed horribly an was such a blatant setup for a punch... amateur stuff man... the Nox punch opening was dope, the closer was aight, might be played 'cuz it's simple but I've not heard it before, donkeys shit was kinda funny, push-ups n rhymezone shit were nice but needed more impact in how they were worded... close to the floor?! That was BAD, yes I did get it, it was just baaaaaaad... all the Spiderman/web shit is played, same with the R Kelly shit, and you didn't exactly work either in an interestin way, some sorta gangsta shit... not effective... Flow was OK but the forced scheme sometimes threw it off... in general this coulda been a solid drop but you dragged it wayyyyyyy down with this "Stallin" shit... Stalin is not pronounced Stallin... and the Stallin shit was wack anyway on the most part... and you used it twice in a row... really dragged ya shit down, stallin an blank, stallin look easy...can't decide which is worse... you managed to pull it back for an aight finish tho, as I've said, so not bad

Point... you been working on the shit I told you about, but even so this drop is probably the most forced of the lot (haven't read Game's yet but assuming), usually to make up for that formulaic style you bring hot concepts to boot but for a battle this long you shoulda brought more heat... Rhymes were mostly good, flow was average... the NSPCC line was fire, best of the battle (again, so far), opener was aight, medal of honour shit worked OK too but like Junior with his Stallin shit you suffer similarly from tryna flip Game, understand Game is such a played name that there are VERY few ways left in all the e-world to flip it and have it not come out wack, there u had two bearable ones... but the caught in the nude shit was just terrible... "Crush Shade" was also poor, stampin on shadows doesn't crush them as they aren't solid... forced multis shit and avy punches @ Game were both OK but not really delivered that well, particularly the avy one with the rhyme scheme... Ducking our threads was hot but closer wasn't hard enough

Game... ya flow and scheme were nice, but some of the words u chose to rhyme ("instinct/pigskin") did throw it off, nonetheless it was aight... The KO line was worded with no impact at all, just to rhyme it seems... ended up a soft punch... Constipated, CD and Big L are all very played an ya shoulda known better, big misses... Bread n jelly and the S isn't needed, I see u tryna use initials to try an think of more original flips, and they are, but it comes across kinda contrived, like ya runnin outta ways to diss em, particularly with Stalin cuz no one refers to a dude as "S" if their name begins with S, if it's a B, D, G, whatever... maybe, but not an S, lol... and PB shit did make me laugh to be fair so scratch what I said bout that, good punch... Shit u tried workin against Stalin tho, generally, was weak... somebody else shit, spat my wackest, miss miss... u coulda worked it better I guess but it's not easy shit to flip into punchlines anyway... but yea they missed, also that voted for you shit... The shit @ PB about me givin him a lesson was a harrrd flip tho, on what he said bout ya forced multies, lol... this was an aight verse

Whew... OK... well... As you all dropped separately it's hard to judge on team effort/cohesion/continuity... Game seemed the most concise in the tag-team aspect, Stalin definitely had the flow n scheme above all of you tho, which shows you other three are still on the comeup really cuz I had to teach u all a lil bit about that lol, but without doubt u three are three of LA's biggest prospects but none of u came to the party for this big battle really... Stalin included in that too... Game's shit @ Stalin was too weak, so was Junior's, that dragged FL down a lot, they did well vs PB but just about everything at Stalin missed... Game and Junior got dissed pretty equally and with pretty equal amount of hits from Tha Entourage, so that gets them points... Collectively both teams really landed the same amount, it drew up pretty even, Junior and PB were too inconsistent, Game and Stalin lacked the big hits... This is gonna go to Tha Entourage tho, it's mad close but the deal breaker for me is that FL came with more played shit, that's the only thing where one team really stood out from the other for me, even TE's misses/weak punches weren't played out... This was disappointin really given u guys are the upcomers on LA, no one really impressed, close battle tho

VOTE: Tha Entourage

Then try battlin people that aren't liable to kick the shit out of you, whadda you want from me?!

People claim I "hate" ILLA too, but I've been first to vote on his battles and it's been for him too... why? 'Cuz he won them

Fact is, your crew name wasn't at the end of all that rant and that's all that matters to u, I coulda gone on with such a bullshit vote but if your name had been at the end you wouldn't have given a FUCK... I broke down all four drops and gave all of u a lot of help, not that Stalin really needs it, he wasn't that good simply 'cuz he didn't try... but yea, I'm helpin u elevate and at the end of it all I throw the vote in to give ur battle a kickstart and you still complain?

Sure it's an unlucky coincidence u haven't been gettin my votes lately, but tryna act out like I'm following u around tryna make you lose is bullshit, I've given you the most detailed reasons why you lost and you haven't taken the advice I've been givin u - and as you're battlin people good you're gonna keep losing, like it or not