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Bolo 
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 Topic: R2) Matt the Ripper vs. McWoodsPosted: 23 September 2008 at 7:27pm |
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First to 5 or 3KO Crew Votes Allowed ALL Votes MUST be explained Vote swaying will be deleted Only Verses and Votes allowed, all else will be removed. No bitching, use the thread provided If you cant make the deadline see me BEFORE the deadline or you'll be treated as a no-show (IMPORTANT: If you don't think you will be able to make it, the sooner you make me aware of it, the better, as a reserve will be selected to take your place.) All verses must be in by: Thursday, 2nd of October 2008 at 12:00 AM EST (that's Midnight on Wednesday EST, or 5am Thurs. GMT) There's no "you spit first", all verses have the same deadline so dont wait for your opponent. DO NOT POST YOUR VERSE. PM your verse to me! if you have problems PM'ing it to me, my email address is in my profile. If you have to e-mail your verse, make sure you title of the e-mail reads: "(your username) - Round 1 verse vs. (your opponent)". NO EXCUSES. Votes will last for 1 week from when the verses are posted. If you finish your verse ahead of the deadline, send it to me as soon as possible. Verses will be posted and the battles opened for votes as soon as both verses are received. Edited by Bolo - 24 September 2008 at 10:34am |
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Bolo
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¡Ke Viva La Fuckin' Revolución! Joined: 11 November 2004 Status: Offline Points: 1397 Text Rank: Unranked Stats: 4-4-4 Form: NWLNNN |
Posted: 02 October 2008 at 4:19pm |
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Matt:
Expos: Link's to the ranking's, he's below me @ 79, whereas i'm ranked in at 69  6th bar's dissin' the way he presents his words "BURNING WOODS" Yo.. ! ! ! This dumb fuck's smartest move's been goin' back to school.. 'cause after this battle woods, you'll realize ya need more practice, fool! You lack this cool, i'm reppin' it, fuck a weapon bitch, you' tha whackest tool.. Woods ain't as good or as bad as The Ripper, he's only half as cruel! You gotta laugh at fools like this, 'cause he ain't even cool like Rip.. Luckily for this uneducated hater, I school dykes quick! Don't care if ya don't like it, 'cause I ain't here to be liked, bitch.. You battlin' the meanest, so no shit you'll be comin' wit' the nice hits! I spit the truth that woods ain't too good, he just tries to be.. 'cause I heard woods was good, but now those rumors' just lies to me! Tonight, you'll cry to sleep, fuck woods, I despise the weak.. This X Fag's' homo no matter how he tries to speak! He ain't gettin' as high as me, diss my flow, can't deny it's sweet.. Hi, it's me, woods, you ain't hot enough to reply wit' heat! (no homo) He can't defy defeat, so why does he even try to beef?.. I'm burnin' woods like this bitch ain't even out-rhymin' me! Woods: Get a wrench man, cause ya filler is loose, b
”the rapper who raw”?.. guess I got delivered some sushi.. His verses are spam, wont still till this fagg’it is banned.. Fuck this idiot, he can’t even front he’s sicker… Cause this round like London in the 1900’s, how everyone want the ripper.. Im too evil to tell his mum, he dead, from a knee to the head Cause imma sort out Rip in a hurry, with no needle n’ thread Im just gonna “hang matt up”, to show he totally useless.. Stay on the floor, bitch! This man ain’t been fazin’ So imma drop math, quick! Like I don’t understand equations.. Im the man ta blaze ya, so you getting’ cut like house keys n’ you aint, hard matt…imma destroy!…kill ya… The only way he “make it to semi”….. is Lookin’ at Boy Pictures!!!… Semi Finalist = mcwoods..... |
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Kay B
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Joined: 28 June 2005 Location: Watford Status: Offline Points: 9428 Crew: Lyricist Inc. Text Rank: Unranked Stats: 58-32-0 Form: LLWWWW |
Posted: 02 October 2008 at 6:28pm |
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Matt The Ripper Get a wrench man, cause ya filler is loose, bThis dumb fuck's smartest move's been goin' back to school.. 'cause after this battle woods, you'll realize ya need more practice, fool! Meh not really a hard punch, kinda novish rhyme also woods didnt go back to school he went to uni...so personal wasnt there either You lack this cool, i'm reppin' it, fuck a weapon bitch, you' tha whackest tool.. Woods ain't as good or as bad as The Ripper, he's only half as cruel! He lacks this cool?...forced multi?...Self hype bar not real punch You gotta laugh at fools like this, 'cause he ain't even cool like Rip.. Luckily for this uneducated hater, I school dykes quick! Again self hype...when u guna throw a punch? Don't care if ya don't like it, 'cause I ain't here to be liked, bitch.. You battlin' the meanest, so no shit you'll be comin' wit' the nice hits! He'll be coming with nice hits?..your complimenting HIM now?...Makes no sense man I spit the truth that woods ain't too good, he just tries to be.. 'cause I heard woods was good, but now those rumors' just lies to me! This was the closest you've come to a punch tbh...and it wasnt great Tonight, you'll cry to sleep, fuck woods, I despise the weak.. This X Fag's' homo no matter how he tries to speak! Gay punches?...no, just no He ain't gettin' as high as me, diss my flow, can't deny it's sweet.. Hi, it's me, woods, you ain't hot enough to reply wit' heat! (no homo) No.. He can't defy defeat, so why does he even try to beef?.. I'm burnin' woods like this bitch ain't even out-rhymin' me! Poor closer Overall - Shit man...call me a harsh critic but for someone alongside the competition in this round this verse was weak you has NO punches at all...You hyped yourself up and even hyped him up in one bar which made no sense to me...Your alot better than this man what happened? Woods ”the rapper who raw”?.. guess I got delivered some sushi.. Nice play, and decent punch not the greatest but it landed His verses are spam, wont still till this fagg’it is banned.. Lol cool Fuck this idiot, he can’t even front he’s sicker… Cause this round like London in the 1900’s, how everyone want the ripper.. Nice personal and dope punch since it was true Im too evil to tell his mum, he dead, from a knee to the head Cause imma sort out Rip in a hurry, with no needle n’ thread Not the greatest punch but it DID land and plays nice he aint a beast, imma punch him till I got blue fists Im just gonna “hang matt up”, to show he totally useless.. Meh not the greatest... Stay on the floor, bitch! This man ain’t been fazin’ So imma drop math, quick! Like I don’t understand equations.. nice play Im the man ta blaze ya, so you getting’ cut like house keys
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n’ you aint, hard matt…imma destroy!…kill ya… The only way he “make it to semi”….. is Lookin’ at Boy Pictures!!!… Meh seemed filler Overall - Good enough... Vote - One sided battle not even a contest here said all i needed to say...Vote - woods |
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I-kontinue
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The Sovereign Joined: 14 July 2004 Status: Offline Points: 4961 Crew: The Dynasty Text Rank: #3 Stats: 46-9-0 Form: WWWWWL |
Posted: 02 October 2008 at 7:43pm |
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Matt
Opener: Okay... Disappointing opener.. Hopin it leads up to some bigger concept later on in the verse...? 2nd bar: Barely a diss... 3rd bar: "... Bigging yourself up... 4th bar: The fuck? When is your dissing of him going to start? 5th bar: Okay, the first real diss to him... Decent at best... 6th bar: Wow, this was weak yo... Him speaking has nothing to do with being homo.... 7th bar: Continuing the flow, but the punch itself is a filler... 8th bar: Same as bar above... Okay, you flowed well... Nice rhyming throughout, but you reeeeally failed to diss him... It would have been better you had bad flow and better conceots to hit him with... Before I go on to critique woods verse... He probably could have have won with what he posted in Tourney Discussion cuz those were punches... Woods: 1st bar was played... But it's a punch... So if you keep coming like this and you've won the battle... 2nd bar: Cool... Nice hit... 3rd bar: Ha... this was nice too... Better than the above... Clownin concept how everyone would want him in the tourney... 4th bar: This was good... Coming consistently... 5th bar: This was aight... Kind of filler for me... A punch nontheless 6th bar: Nice idea... Never seen it before 7th bar: I'm not familiar with the reference, but it's a pretty safe bar... Would have done my research if this was a closer battle 8th bar: It's aight... Woods, verse picked up after opener... your verse was strongest around the middle, and got tamer toward the end... Took this against an opponent who didn't throw punches though... V/Matt. Just kidding. V/Woods |
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Matt The Ripper
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Joined: 19 March 2008 Location: Cultus Lake, BC Status: Offline Points: 4042 Text Rank: Unranked Stats: 25-40-2 Form: WLLLLL |
Posted: 02 October 2008 at 8:09pm |
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Funny.
Nice verse Woods... basically I got my verse in last minute, literally. Actually it was late, but Bolo needed sleep so I had time to get a quick verse in and it didn't work out in my favour... but atleast I got a verse in unlike others in this tourny? :] |
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Face it, I'm just too Rock N' Roll for you
You aint ready for this, and now you know the truth |
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mcwoods
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Joined: 04 December 2006 Status: Offline Points: 4204 Crew: XFade: Phoenix Text Rank: Unranked Stats: 42-51-0 Form: LLLLWW |
Posted: 03 October 2008 at 1:34pm |
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This ***** killed.... lol
unlucky bout timing matt, will give you a rematch if you wish..
2-0 woods, thanks for the votes... lets get this closed.. |
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J.Martins
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Joined: 01 October 2008 Status: Offline Points: 52 Text Rank: Unranked Stats: 0-3-0 Form: LLL |
Posted: 04 October 2008 at 4:52am |
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MATT MAN
This dumb fuck's smartest move's been goin' back to school..
'cause after this battle woods, you'll realize ya need more practice, fool! statement-ish, you got to come harsher than that its a tourny
You lack this cool, i'm reppin' it, fuck a weapon bitch, you' tha whackest tool.. Woods ain't as good or as bad as The Ripper, he's only half as cruel! i know this kind of punchlines sounds nice, but ull realize soon peeps dont vote for them,
since mostly they are seen more as a big up line
You gotta laugh at fools like this, 'cause he ain't even cool like Rip.. Luckily for this uneducated hater, I school dykes quick! not harsh enough
Don't care if ya don't like it, 'cause I ain't here to be liked, bitch.. You battlin' the meanest, so no shit you'll be comin' wit' the nice hits! nop. not working
I spit the truth that woods ain't too good, he just tries to be.. 'cause I heard woods was good, but now those rumors' just lies to me! i could see where your going at, but this would have worked
if you were boasting a strong battle record,
+ link punches are meeh
Tonight, you'll cry to sleep, fuck woods, I despise the weak.. This X Fag's' homo no matter how he tries to speak! again not really much of a punch
He ain't gettin' as high as me, diss my flow, can't deny it's sweet.. Hi, it's me, woods, you ain't hot enough to reply wit' heat! (no homo) played out concept , i see you tried to flip it, BUT, it did not quite work out
He can't defy defeat, so why does he even try to beef?.. I'm burnin' woods like this bitch ain't even out-rhymin' me! i thought you were going to attempt a burn/woods flip
it would be a better punch than this,
Cool verse and all, smooth is the best i could say, but not harsh at all,
in a tourny id expect cat's to come hungry!
Tiger Woods
Get a wrench man, cause ya filler is loose, b
”the rapper who raw”?.. guess I got delivered some sushi.. meh, you could have flipped it so that its you who is delivering
His verses are spam, wont still till this fagg’it is banned..
and he a joke… struggled with grips like arthritic hands nice personal, i read that battle , nice line
Fuck this idiot, he can’t even front he’s sicker… Cause this round like London in the 1900’s, how everyone want the ripper again nice one, tho could have worded it better
Im too evil to tell his mum, he dead, from a knee to the head Cause imma sort out Rip in a hurry, with no needle n’ thread he aint a beast, imma punch him till I got blue fists
Im just gonna “hang matt up”, to show he totally useless.. not really that harsh, the concept is there but the delivery/wording isnt that good
Stay on the floor, bitch! This man ain’t been fazin’ So imma drop math, quick! Like I don’t understand equations.. lol nice
Im the man ta blaze ya, so you getting’ cut like house keys
so its gonna be “matt missin’”, like the plot from the big lebowski ehh it is more of matt soiled, rather than matt missing,.....
n’ you aint, hard matt…imma destroy!…kill ya…
The only way he “make it to semi”….. is Lookin’ at Boy Pictures meh..filler lines. would have been a punch if u had worded it better.
cool verse, nice lines, w/ some fillers in it but it is more than enough to get you the W.
i vote Woods on this for coming w/ consistency and harsher punch lines |
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mcwoods
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Posted: 04 October 2008 at 8:31am |
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lol... in big lebowski.. the dude's matt get's stolen... so that's where thats coming from.. anyways..
Thanks J, Good battle matt...
3-0 mcwoods... close it up |
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J.Martins
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Posted: 04 October 2008 at 9:35am |
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the dudes rug gets ruined, thats why he goes to the rich man,
as he seeks compensation for the ruined rug, but the rich man refused
so he stole the rich mans rug (which isnt part of the plot at all)
the main part of the plot was the dude going to the rich guy
to get compensation for his ruined rug
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mcwoods
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Posted: 04 October 2008 at 12:22pm |
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Exactly... the dude steals lewbowski's rug... then...
"Back at his apartment, the Dude naps on his new, stolen rug, only to have a new set of criminals burgle his apartment. The criminals knock him unconscious. Following a musical dream sequence, the Dude wakes up on his bare wooden floor, his new rug missing."
it thus gets stolen again... twice the rug/matt, goes missing.. thus being integral to the plot... but im not here to argue.. we're both right in our own thoughts on the subject.. so fair enough.. |
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Bolo
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Posted: 04 October 2008 at 12:54pm |
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woods is through...
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I am the one that knocks...
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