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    Posted: 16 June 2004 at 12:31pm

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I've got a bit of extra time so why don't we make it 20 line aximum
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I'm back, Thickest crap, ya crew is all wack
Ya girl admitted to me, you've got the smallest of ballsacks
And she ain't exactly a physical masterpiece
My lyrics will carve-a-niche for me to insert my hardened-beef
fists are breaking this bastards-teeth - and his crew of bitches and punks
Ya going down, whilst i'm up n coming like my dick in ya mum
Apoc, the magnificent king of the diss-raps
your girls tossing me off till her wrist-cracks
i'm fisting-her-piss-flaps-until-this-trick's-twat-has
been-officially-bitch-slapped-by-a-pimp-with-a-dick-thicker- than-six-stacks-of-slip-mats
I�m punching her tits until my fist-cracks
Cheap? damn, all it took was a packet of nick nacks!
Now let me flip-back to the original-topic
its quite obvious this fag is just a lyrical-novice
He hasn't the foggiest....a 'netcee' who only feels-tight
When TYPING rhymes -
GET SLAUGHTERED ON REAL-MICS IN REAL-LIFE
Cause in real life i'm real nice, bitch, the deal-is
YOU'RE SHIT
Even 'asbestos critics' feel-this
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Congratulations! You have just proved the theory that
there is no limit to human stupidity. You come dry I
bring Liquidity and flow easily, read my spits and get
lividity, I logically bring Validity.The Anti-Moron�
software on my PC went crazy when I started to read
your post. I see you like to boast like you have a
toster on every coast...at most I take your beef and
roast, absorbed in the thought I got you engrossed.
What do you do for a living? You are living, aren't
you? Looking at you, Darwin would NOT be pleased
to see how inefficiently and sufficiently evolution
sometimes works, waist of time so I cut you open
with my Dirk * made for fucking jerks.
You're talking like you have a death-wish. Well,
you�re in luck, because I have a murder-wish as my
side-dish, run yah shit like the commish.
So Shut up, before I stick my boot so far up your
young butt that you'll be spit-shining it with your
tongue. You are far-flung and nothing more than the
cunt hairs that fall off my grandmother
one�after�another unstrung. I jack-hammer your head
and grammar into the concrete pavement yah
enslavement and plant pretty plastic flowers in your
fantastic, elastic non-monastic, sarcastic ass.

*(Scottish) a long dagger with a straight blade )
(Note: yes this is 20 lines like I need to say all the
dam time, this Mac at work cuts my dam lines
short...if you have a prob let me know)
Good spit.............votes plzzz and ty.
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Form: WWWWNW 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 16 June 2004 at 1:53pm

Flow: Apoc
Multis: close.. but I loved Crap's, were more original
Punches: Crap's were more original
Wordplay: ..nothin'.... Apoc where was your killer wordplay?!
Enjoyment: Crap

Apoc you let us down man! Good spit from Crap...

VOTE: Thickest Crap
. . . Now who said they fuckin' with me?
They just said that FUCKIN' with me
They didn't mean it
Nah . . .
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Form: Unknown 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 16 June 2004 at 2:34pm

Crap that was a much better verse than you did against me.

Flow-Apoc
Punches- T Crap
Multis- T Crap
Wordplay- Evens (very little from both)
Imagination- T Crap
Enjoyment- T Crap (punches were funny)

Vote- T Crap 
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Form: Unknown 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 16 June 2004 at 3:58pm

Yeh well least i didn't bite my views from:

http://www.greeblie.com/arch/009510.html

And Orion u must be reatrded if u can't see the wordplay
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Form: WWWWNW 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 16 June 2004 at 4:03pm
The wordplay is very basic, I don't really consider it wordplay. The stuff you spat against me.. now that was wordplay.
. . . Now who said they fuckin' with me?
They just said that FUCKIN' with me
They didn't mean it
Nah . . .
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Form: Unknown 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 16 June 2004 at 4:04pm
lol
I did not bite that, just heard it many times.
Is it wrong to spit shit you have heard?
if so then fuck me, but lot's of my spits come from
shit I have seen or read that I can aply to my shit....
is that wrong?
and a note thats the 1st time I have even seen that
site, the line 'The Anti-Moron�
software on my PC went crazy ' can from my
co-worker next to me.........so how was I going to
know it came from site?
any who
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Form: Unknown 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 16 June 2004 at 4:06pm
juss thought it was a bit of a coincidence that most of ya rap came from that post
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Form: Unknown 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 16 June 2004 at 4:13pm
Yah I am sure you can find bits here and there for
every post on this site.
But I can tell you 100% that I did not bite my spit.
Like I said I will use good stuff I hear and read like
we all do and then put our own twist on it.
My co-worker got that start of that line from a family
member in L.A (Los Angeles) on an email........did
crack me up tons so thought why not ad it to my shit
and ad some on my style as well.
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Form: NNWLNL 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: 16 June 2004 at 4:41pm
ive never seen that site - mind you i have some originality....

god knows whats going to happen here..

no votes until i post again

*goes on hols*
"Sicker Than Thou"
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