Open Mic: INTERNET NERDS REVENGE - McWoods..

*phone rings*

-"Hey?"

-"Whats up?"

-"Hey Johnny .. not much.. watching big brother... surfing the net"

-"you been on lyrical assault lately?"

-"Yeah i was just on there, seen that faggot mcwoods on there again.. i hate that guy i wish he would fuck off"

-"Yeah.. you catch his new drop?... what you think?"

....What do i think?..

What the fuck do you think i think?
this kid tries to act tough.. but really he just isnt slick
he is just shit,  look at any of his given spits
he says he freestyles, but i know he's took time n' written it
he used to rap gangster, but people wernt believin' it
so he stopped that, but still people wont feed his shit
i laugh and laugh a lot, cause this dummy is just clueless
he doesn't realise by acting street he just makes himself look  foolish
did you see this idiots picture? kid looks like a white carlton
i bet he's the first to hit the floor, when he see's a fight startin'
and i seen he drops the N word? who the fuck does he think he is??
don't even mention rappers.. thats even an embaressment to white suburban kids
i hate his fucking gut's, wood's pain is all that matters
he dont know shit about real rap, man... WAYNES his favourtie rapper
Hahah!.. that says it all.. woods gangster.. imagine that?
he probably uses a biro.. to give himself waynes' matchin' tats
he tries so hard, but he still is stuck in average-ness
and even though he asks and asks, still no one will collab with him
he claims to be the best? the greatest text champ? dont make me laugh
whenever i make an LA top million.. this fake faggot is always last
he took a shot at dress, saying smooth help harden his style
yet 2's has helped woods, the way a teacher would a retarded child
if he says hes dope? then theres no doubt that he's a liar
his phrasin' is a joke.. theres no way it could be admired
did you see him call out ikon? i wonder if he's blind?
or he must be a stupid fucker.. kon's ripped him 3 times
and after every battle he sits and cries "i really should have won,
and even though his own crew says it, "i know i didnt lose this one"
fucking whingin' cunt..you couldn't even call him gifted
only has the title, cause 40 others couldn't be bothered wit' it
if orion, kon, spar or point... even had a go at it
woods would crack under the pressure, theres NO WAY that he would win
he's never beaten a pro.. he gets shitted on and you know its true
that of the 40 of his wins... around 40! of them where newbs..
look at his record for fuck sake.. who wouldnt kill to face him?
he's a joke, been here two years and about 100th in the ratings

i see that sworded's a smart guy..  he knows that woods just lies
he claims to be original.. but he bites everyone's style!..
every punch has been done before.. yet he claims to like hip hop
but hes from northern ireland.. hahahaha.. when will this bitch stop?
really.. he needs someone to come and put him in his place
i hop they fucking embaress him, and stay cuttin' up his face..
and remember his audio.. L-M-F-A-O
i've never in my young life.. heard such a gay flow
he mumbles like he always does, he'd thought i'd forgotten that?..
people aint laugh as much to an audio.. since snoopy dropped a track...
he just a wannabe.. but he cant, no matter how much this fake tries
and fo'real he only started rappin', and he finished watching 8 mile..
seriously he's a joke.. i wish he'd become a victim
did you catch the worst final ever?... dress fuckin' killed him..
or the voters fucking nuts?.. well they definately cant be sane
if he REALLY won a tourney.. shit i'd never come back here again..
have you read his fucked up flow? he really isn't slick

and can only get a win.. by throwing cheap shots like a bitch..
and that time we battled... it was a joke that i got ko'd
i showed it all my other friends and they all had said i'd owned..
why'd you have to joke about it? imma stand around tall..
here forever more.. till i witness mcwoods's down fall..

*log off*..