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    Posted: 17 July 2016 at 6:11am
Even right now, I'm sitting here contemplating
If I should write a dope verse since we in need of saving..
I wasn't handing out cash hoping to see some intellect,
I gave the broke writers a shot to keep their internet
A senior moderator, gotta hold it down in the fold, 
Weed out the hardheads and lure trolls out with gold
Fixing forums, pasting jokes, hiding all the brainless posts
Let the spineless bleed... inside out like cherry danish rolls
Never had a court case for any of these pampered clowns
Laws gotta be the judge... and quickly put the hammer down!!

Not even Superman suspending shit, ya'll lucky that I landed
 So many people caged got Scotty paying for more Banned-width!
Can't Stand it, Well damn it, I'm the fuckin' Banana Bandit
I play my cards so well, looks like I ran with Gambit!!
I'm a superheroes hero, so don't touch my kingdom bitch!
Everyone knows I paralyze threads.. just with a single click!
So who got me? Venom, Rhino, that weakling bitch carnage?
The way I manipulate the web, ya'll will always stick on it!!
I left this gotham city, I thought I was out this hood
Til Cuba hit the bat signal, and got me back for good!

The Superhero Mod, Ya'll better show Respect!!
Cause It's OMK time, and I've come to Go Collect!
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Ha .. Nice!
I dig it!

Got interesting in the second segment.


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im going to send you an invoice for my computer repair. thanks.
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Post Options Post Options   Likes (0) Likes(0)   Quote Ridley Squat Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 17 July 2016 at 5:03pm
This was decent.
A good read,

Though I see that rather than creating a fictional hero, you have instead chosen to expose that you actually are one!
I hope you at least win the OMKing after blowing your cover like that.

Favourite bars were

Quote Can't Stand it, Well damn it, I'm the fuckin' Banana Bandit
I play my cards so well, looks like I ran with Gambit!!

Quote I'm a superheroes hero, so don't touch my kingdom bitch!
Everyone knows I paralyze threads.. just with a single click
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Just on the road but salute to the banana bandit.
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Appreciate the feedback guys. 
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I mean I liked the Big Game one, I like the Neek one but yours is something else. 

Quote A senior moderator, gotta hold it down in the fold, 
Weed out the hardheads and lure trolls out with gold
Fixing forums, pasting jokes, hiding all the brainless posts
Let the spineless bleed... inside out like cherry danish rolls

#baller

Next time dedicate a few bars to your .gifs. They're next level.
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nice flow and mutlis, nice word play as well.

i liked this line a lot, but then again the wordplay has been used many times before
"I play my cards so well, looks like I ran with Gambit!!"

best takeaway
"I left this gotham city, I thought I was out this hood

Til Cuba hit the bat signal, and got me back for good!"

even tho i dont know the back stroy, its clear and obvious that you left the site and was called back. clever wordplay, like that a lot.

great job

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Thanks for the feedback guys. 
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