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    Posted: 05 May 2004 at 3:08pm

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1st to 5 wind

ill spit first

I GOT PROMPTS !
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 06 May 2004 at 1:49pm

Hoo de hell r u, finkin your some kind of legend,
no newbie just walks in here and thinks hes good in seconds
apart from u, ill get my groove on knock u to next week
go bak n do some more homework you full-time professional geek!
im the only MC around this hood,
u just add the letters and think your good,
well i have news man, ure ganna suk,
i met ure momma last night n had a great big fuk,
Im MC Prompts and i rule this town,
Just gimme the mic and no doubt i'll be given the crown,
U dont like hip-hop, u just like pop n dat Fred Durst,
if your not careful ill jack u, smack u up n steal ure womans purse!
i like to think of myself as the boss watching ova u
your ganna be soo bad, i doubt ure eva get into a crew
im ganna rip you, tear you to pieces, grab the mic and shout out me feelings
ure b strangled, sittin there like a mooron,
n like Jordan, ill be scoring
so high oh high get ure hands to the ceilin'
n da only timr ure win -- dis wen ure dreamim'
if u say ure better than me n court - ud get done 4 purgery,
i promise that if u diss me - ure end up needing surgery!
maybe ure need to see Dr Sefe,
after dat, ure fact wud end up in a brace!
i am the master, you are the woman - dats right,
i will neva give up - only put up a fight,
i know ure type - u de ones dat walk like the female,
oh by the way, iz ure boyfriend still that guy, Dale?
u look like a fukin pussy, u absolute queer,
the simple fact - im the champ n i get de cheer
u wear glasses all the time - ppl call you 4 eyes
no one can save u now - not even Christ
i advise you to go and pray,
you still fancy that male actor, daniel Day
lewis, i can smell ure stink from ere,
oh, did i mention u were queer?
u wear the womans clothes, the womans make-up n all dat,
wen ure all made up u look like a fukin prat!
anywaze man, im out u little pric...le
the main mann, mr jon tickle

I GOT PROMPTS !
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 06 May 2004 at 4:53pm

No matter what people say
I'm gon' keep rapping this way
No matter what you may think
I'm gon' keep doing my thing

One of the worst things
Is fat, bald men decided to write songs
And teach Mouseketeers to sing
I'll stick Britney Spears in a room full of mirrors
So she gets fifty years of bad luck
Causing terror to Christina Aguilera
When I grab her by the hair and drag her across the Sahara

You aware of this rap terrorist with a therapist
With a hair up his ass like a rabbit crawled up his pants
Got a habit of holding Tylenol in his hands
Till it melts in his fucking palms and dissolves in his glands

Fool who visits the playground
With two biscuits to lay down the school district
Get pissed with a whip with a Marseburg
With a pistol grip and fed pit bull shit
Sniff glue sticks like I give two shits
If I get too rich I just get sued

Yo I leave with no injure
After I blow four one in ya
One handstand on top of your ninja
Crashin' Doc stir the madness
We all out of work like Tony Atlas
Walking with cans in a laundry basket
America's most with the army after us
Fuck flossin' we take what's yours
Unload fifteen like an ace and four
I'm out of work but Doc laid them off
(Shit! The power's out)
The tape is off
Yo who target it from arsonists?
Paper make pens filled with arsenic
I got hoes that don't know what Prada is
Doc can shave up, cut your barber miss?
I turn out camps in to crystal lakes
And fuck bitches face is what I'mma do
Cause that's what white boy Tyno do


 

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 06 May 2004 at 5:01pm
not bein funny or nefin but mc ash ur rap is an exact copy of an eminem song.. i cant rememba the name of it but sum1 please back me up on this
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 06 May 2004 at 5:20pm

yeah mann, this is totally out of order! this is dope mann

i am gradually getting better at this and then i battle a brand new newbie - MC ASH- the 1st battle and i think i made my best spit yet - thought i had a good chance of winning but then he goes and posts the whole song from an eminem song! this is outas mann

yo someone better do something about this, he is a fukin spac

get him off of here noe and neva let him return to da hood of da rappers!

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 06 May 2004 at 7:02pm

yo man, whats part of your plan? your spitting rhymes like a bitch im talking like man. ill smoke a likle weed blow a big fat line, start playing wif your mums pussy yo im doing over time. people wanna be big like me they use lines like float like a butterfly sting like a bee but all that dont mean shit to me because because ive got the magic stick its like go go gadget dick man u be saying im sick but ive got the lick.

yo and prompts u be using words like dope, u being saying that when u liking the ass of the pope yeah i know thats a bad line and i shoud be doin time because saying shit like that is a fucking bas ass rhyme but hey what do i care because im just here to share my lyrical unvealing as the MC of the year

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: 06 May 2004 at 7:07pm
its eminem vs redman... off the wall..

MC ash

this is locked.

and you are already on a final warning...

"Sicker Than Thou"


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