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BIG GAME 
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 Topic: My Big Fat HoePosted: 10 April 2013 at 5:24pm |
 MY BIG FAT HOE What’s your name? .. Deborah! Well heaven sakes Y’all meet my new bitch, I’ll call her Debbie cakes I jus wanna get ya in the water and see if you’ll float I’ll even call you Aaliyah, if ya rock the boat What’s wrong baby? I know I’m skinny .. damn! but I got these coupons …. and a mini van Girl I’ll get obsessed, my love is strong loungin on a hammock made from your thong All your special traits, I admire them Like how you lay your jeans in the driveway to iron them How your cheeks look like over grown palmettos how I can yell into your belly button and hear the echos how ya take up the floor when we at the club how ya flood the bathroom every time ya get in the tub One flinch of that ass, you can make it clap I just wanna sprawl out on your belly and take a nap before you I never knew about fat bitches Like how they sleep with two side by side mattresses Look at that pic, didn’t know she could get that low that's my girl Debbie cakes, she my big fat hoe |
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Cee-Jay Outlaw
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Posted: 10 April 2013 at 5:26pm |
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The pic was disgusting. and put me off reading...
but this was quite funny to read... nothing J5 would posty as he smashes this sort of shit... but pretty damn nice... pants in the driveway got me giggling... so much a "yo momma" joke!
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Posted: 10 April 2013 at 6:48pm |
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Posted: 10 April 2013 at 7:03pm |
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haha, good read.... corny at places but also pretty clever in others |
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Posted: 10 April 2013 at 7:24pm |
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lol, glad ya liked it!
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Posted: 10 April 2013 at 9:20pm |
http://www.lyricalassault.co.uk/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=23241&title=heaviest-shit-i-ever-wrote Yeah, BG this had some cool plays in here. Overall a fun read. Damn at that pic tho, I didn't wanna go that far with mine. Lol! |
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Posted: 10 April 2013 at 11:39pm |
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thong line was sick. good verse
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Posted: 13 April 2013 at 12:26pm |
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Preciate the feed fellas
and yea J I read yours, your chick don't look half bad for real ..lol I googles fattest woman in the world
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Cee-Jay Outlaw wrote: