Last Man Standing: Rnd 3 - Battle 1: Symbion [vs] King Jehu

you kids think i'm sleeping...peep this shit

i'll PUNCTURE YA CHEST N CAGE' BITCH, then RUPTURE YA NECK IN PLACES, cus kid.. you "aint got a shot in hell" like playing "RUSSIAN ROULETTE WITH SATAN"!! /
son, YA BATTLE WITH WEAK HERBS.. but with THE BALANCE OF EACH VERSE im quick the put the "metal to ya chest" like a METALLICA TEE-SHIRT!!/
im loaded with TECHS & THA MAC'S BLASTIN LEAD IN YA BACK LAUGHING, cus "you dont really want to step" like "standin at the EDGE OF THE GRAND CANYON"!!!/
like a "parapalegic chiropractor" "nothin's HOLDIN ME BACK" from exPOSING THIS WACK, LOAD UP THA MAC an get you "shot through tha net" like KOBE N' SHAQ/
im a DISTURBED HEATHEN, BITCHES.. with VERSED KEYS N' WRITTENS, "my team can put whole city's on their ass" bitch, like they RESERVED SEASON TICKETS/
im SICK WIT WRITTENS N' FOCUSED, "Jehu is over-rated".. LISTED CHRISTIANS CAN QUOTE IT n' "so many 'faggots step' to me" it's like "RICHARD SIMMONS AEROBICS"/
look.. STOP N' JUS WRITE CLOWN, you "cant see me" like "shippers lookin through FOG FOR THE LIGHT HOUSE"!!! im tha AUTHOR OF FIGHTS, BOUTS an im like an "electrician's clumsy apprentice" cuz im "KNOCKIN YA LIGHTS OUT"/
im known as a VET BY PENS N PENCILS, but i could still wreck you if we took our TEXT'S TO INSTRUMENTALS!!!/
my aim is PRECISION DOGG and this key took bout a MINUTE LONG, but afta this battle kids'll call you "toilet water" bitch.. cuz you jus got "SHITTED ON"!!!/

((FINISHER))

im tha SICKEST BEAST WITH WRITTENS FREQUENT an' tha only time youve got "List' in check" is on CHRISTMAS EVE BITCH! you aint ready to TEAM WITH ELITESTS, cuz im still "spewin godly flows" like JESUS'S PENIS

S-y-m the three illest letters since P-A-C

Ima be late to work for this...

U "sleep" on me, my 'heavy' rhymes will 'pin you down', leave you stuck in your "bed"
Like broken VHS tapes, you're reel fucked up in the head
Your verse just went in circles, you're a broken compass
Early on, I'm "egging" on this faggot "addict" like his breakfast was "Coke and Omelets"
Reload and bomb shit.. you're in college? I'll have your whole campus hit
or maybe this dropout's gettin blown up on my way to the championship
You might boast good education but the rest can't see your talent
Your Posts and msn conversations Show you're Mentally imbalanced
You can't hide, there's no blocking targets, I'm stoppin traffic
And dropping faggets like you who might argue who's cock is largest
The world sucks, but I lick. Really, just ask your girl
I smacked her up with my dick, silly, so fast she twirled
I'll be "chopping off your legs", you'll "lose pounds" like you "lost your wallet"
And laugh at it's humor, humour, whatever the fuck you call it
This bastard is being plastered, battling me with lame raps
You'll die faster that waiting for disaster, sittin on train tracks

I'm so nice, my name should be "verbed" like "yo, Sym just got Kinged"
"so Sym = to win by KO... so "King Just Symmed"
chick, I'm on another level you didn't know could be reached
Just sick "i'm gonna kill you" punches make you slow with your speech
Open file: "prewriten spit".... replace "opponent" with my name
Took you weeks to type that shit, this is a momentary flame
But I doubt you always bit, though your style is bitten frequently
Your punches never hit, how can those lines ever be for me?
Sick shit, but not a quick spit, this misfit who licks dick bit this (say that 10 times fast)
But got it twisted, his loss will be moving like tectonic plates shifted
Your audios are someone else's, I checked your chin for hair
the little boy's been exposed, no disrespect but sym is scared

So much illness, I've got a malady to make you twitch involuntarily
I shoulda just flipped your verse and called that shit a parody
but you might just get mad at me and try to take a stab at me
I kill with words, so SymBion dies lyrically but tragically
I'm charged up like a battery to kill you and your family
If I say you're good, it's flattering, but your ego I'm shattering
Every verse is a battering ram, look at your scared, scattering Fam
I kill in Canada or Japan cause it don't matter the land

Flow: Jehu
Punches: Jehu
Wordplay: Sym
Multis: Jehu
Imagery: Sym

Vote: Jehu

::::Disclaimer: This is not a vote. I repeat. This is not a vote::::
Juat what I though of it. Not being cocky or anything... Tight verse, Sym. Real tight

Multis: 9 { very dope punches }

Clipz you do crack me up...

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OK... anyway... wow.

Flow: Jehu (yours was uneven on occasion Sym..)
Multis: Even really.. but Jehu had more multi-sylls, whereas Sym's style joins words...
Punches: Even...
Wordplay: Symbion

VOTE: King Jehu

malady, involuntarily, parody - multi-syll multis
LIGHT HOUSE, FIGHTS, BOUTS, LIGHTS OUT! - joining words (still multi-syll multis yes.. but.. read on and you'll see what I mean...)

I like and use both styles, and did say I thought multis were even, the only reason I mentioned Jehu specifically is because multi-sylls (when using one word) are harder to do, both of you had multis used in good effect, which helped the verse to flow. I didn't pick a favourite in multis.

I meant what I said about flow. I do pause where there are commas but it was still uneven at times; hell, who's isn't? Jehu's wasn't perfect either, but I preferred reading his in way of flow, put it down to the way I read it; after all, you know exactly how yours should sound as you wrote it, same for Jehu -- but me, a third person, found Jehu's flow more natural to the way I read it at the time. That is the idea of votes.. yknow.. the reader's opinion.

I was tired at the time and I swear I wrote as such in the post... maybe I accidentally deleted it or some shit. I would've given it a long vote like I usually do with battles this good. I've got two exams back-to-back very soon but hell, I wanna get this outta the way:

OTHER FACTORS:

• Jehu came with more
• Your wordplay, though funny, was nearly always the same format (loosely: "something" ... like "something!") NOTE: I did prefer your wordplay in itself to Jehu's, so don't think I'm hating, but in the scheme of things (with regards to structure, flow), when the wordplay was included it felt like it was the same thing over and over.
• Preferred Jehu's vocab, which I don't usually include as a main factor along with multis etc, but it plays a small part
• Jehu's punches were a bit more intimate (you know what I mean... not all "personals" but specific to this battle) whereas yours could be directed at quite a few people

Yes, I've posted it instead of PMing and sorry for that; but I want other people to see this as well, the last thing I need is a dickrider rep.

Peace.

lurve? lmao

and BTW what's up y'all? let's just talk here cuz no one's dropping votes

SymBa ROFL sickass name

damn sick battle!

punches, both
wordplay, symbion
multis, symbion
flow, king
personals, king
imaginery, symbion

damn sick battle, SymBion has got this for me, multis & punches werr sick, as were kings, but symbions toped it all off

vote, symbion

Punches: Even

Flow: Jehu

Multis: Jehu

Wordplay: Symbion

battle comments
very close battle best 2 verse's ive seen on here i will vote jehu as winner because he had more or betta hit's and flows in each category so
winner jehu both sick verse's thou