Last Man Standing: Rnd 3 - Battle 2: Perfecto [vs] Raptor

20lines min - 50lines max
First to 5 / 3 KO
No Biting
No Recycling
No Dickryde Votes
Crew Votes Allowed
Votes MUST be explained
ALL Dodgy votes WILL get deleted!
No bitching after verses have been droped
keep it in the bitchin thread, or see me!

all verses must be in by: Sunday 23th of May 2004 at 12:00 Midnight (GMT/British)
second spitter has till Monday 24th of May 2004 at 12:00 Midnight (GMT/British)
This only appies to battles where the first spitter posts to near to the end
and not giving his opponent enough time

(To find out the time set your time 5hours head of the site time in your profile)

Senor Perfecto spits first, then Raptor - since thats the order they came out the hat

Yo.... and it goes like this...

This slimy snake has shed his skin but he's still spewing the same shit,
If you can't stick with a name then forget the game... split!
Admit you can't spit and you've got a lame wit,
Cos your brain's thick... my insane spits will have your veins slit,
This motherfucker feigns fits cos he can't sustain hits,
But my mind contains enough grit to bluff your vain tricks,
You may have changed your name but I'm afraid you remain shit,
So don't go complaining if the Renegades say "Quit!"
I can't explain it but I disdain dicks,
I'll be the bane to have you slain and all because I'm plain sick,
Also, my brain's quick and my humour's dry enough to drain spits,
You're flowing in the slow-zone so get out of my lane quick,
You'll never make it... you're more like a failed actor,
I'm the rap equivalent of T-Rex with text that nailed Raptor,
You cracked when I attacked ya like an unstable nuclear reactor,
You lack the tact to be a rapper so that's why nobody backed ya,
I attracted the attention of your mother so you slapped her,
We performed sex acts on each other with no rubber after I pulled her like a tractor,
I packed it in tight and she reacted with fright,
Her cracked pelvis didn't kill her but that contracted shit might,
Yo, Raptor, sit tight and learn how to spit right,
Or quit right now... don't commit yourself in this pit-fight,
You lack the IQ to rap like I do,
So Renegades will fade when faced with my crew,
Erasing this dude is as easy as lacing my shoes,
Pick up the pace in this race or else you might lose,
I'm not an alcoholic... it's just that I like booze,
But when I frolic you're melancholic cos you're afraid of my views,
And you're not playing by rules with those one-bar lines,
Cos then your spit is twice as long... that's how you beat me last time,*
You take this shit so seriously... for me it's a laugh, a past-time,
My mind is deleterious compared to your half-assed rhyme,
But that's fine... do you still think Perfecto's passed prime?
This Chink's still got the best rhymes and a fast mind,
Your dull spits are bullshit... while my raps shine,
In a Ten-Man Tourney you wouldn't make the last nine,
I tried to break you last time but you replied with mass lies,
You're not a battler... it's just that you like to harass guys,
Raptor, I'll disrupt your verse till it's worse than your structure,
Like I interrupted you and your girl abruptly before I fucked her,
While you just looked on, like you were hooked on seeing her get fucked for so long,
You were in luck, Son... but duck...!  Run...!  Cos you're the shook one who's flow's wrong...

*http://www.lyricalassault.co.uk/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=1 811&PN=5

Adios...

Call that a spit? ya saliva is at drought..wit out a doubt il clout this chinky cub scout
Then u'l spit blood out, without ya cape exposed to light u'l melt..i kick ya below da belt
Im swift some call me svelte,ya bout to be dealt wit..ink poison you with felt tips
Ya rhymes 'cheap as chips' pay �26quid for pussy dips..ya shit comes on..DJ skips
Payed wack pay slips for gettin ya asswhipped by a horny homosexual..RIPPED
Discard ya ina crypt..i stay equipped wit numchucks beatin dumbfucks wit ma holy script
Fasten seatbelt, hands gripped on da bar..ya better off pickin seashells in southern america-R
Ya avatar is bizarre, blue skin?look like a a-lien..E.T's ya twin..beat me?ha. wish upon a star
Crush a guiter on ya head like a rockstar AUSSIE OSBOURNE..this cats skills are out-worn
A lion wit a thorn in his paw..but ima not take it out, punch his jaw make ya wish ya never born
Like the feelin after watchin granny porn..porn..porn.......

TORN!like ya lungz sucked into a vacuum cleaner..fucked!thats you when it trapped ya weiner
Pheadofile!ya not senor you a senior..sweatin' in the playground wit da toddlers, i seen ya!
Been there done that..seen this?brains splat..damn.your shit aint worthy to be whiped ona door mat
Dont like my format?choke on the gore, TWAT..what the fuck you gunna do, tell the law that?
Your more chat, less spit..ya a pussy get drilled with dick..you seem to think your ill, you a hypochondriac?
Il bag this wack cat up in my proton pack..any counter attack?HA. I come prepared wit ma ghost trap
Roast ya scrapped raps..now ya fillin ya crap naps..

crap naps~nappys
proton pack~ghostbuster thing.

Sym you CAN see your avatar because.. well.. to cut the tech crap short.. on your own PC it's cached and you'll see it no matter how you link it online -- but others can't. Photobucket is a good one which doesn't allow hotlinking.

Anyhoo...

Flow: Even
Multis: Perfecto
Punches: Perfecto.. just

Raptor came hard and flipped him quite well, but Perfecto's was more entertaining and the multis were just... amazing. Raptor's were good enough as it is, but Perfecto's were so effective and seemingly unforced.. so yeah.

VOTE: Perfecto

I hope that's explained enough, I'd do more but I gotta get to an exam...

Peace.

like louie said perfecto seemed to have breezed this , nice flow, punches and multis. Raptor you cam good but perfecto takes this fo me sick battle  though!

VOTE  Perfecto!

punches; senor perfecto

flow; senor perfecto

multis; senor perfecto

wordplay; raptor

vocabulary; raptor

battle comments
very dope battle here close as wel but senor perfecto took this battle with a sick flow and sick punches raptor ur wordplay was good but the rest of ur verse didnt reach the standard of perfecto's
winner is perfecto