Open Mic: Some ish, food for thought for ya dumb fish...

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Danni = My buddy, who wrestles pro-wrestling shows here, as 'Dastardly' Danni Deeds, and he plays the role of a nerd, who has won the Jobber Championship by losing the match, which was for the title.. which is how that title works... so he's currently on a winning streak, by losing....

My rhymes will pry into ya minds, they'll find ya fears
You fairies is lucky I was taught to be kind to queers
I nevermind tha jeers, that's why i'm here, just to grind ya gears
n' like an onion, i'll be tha main reason you'll need to dry ya tears
Over time, i've learned how to defy tha years
I'm like tha dictionary, i'll define ya fears
n' i'll keep rhymin' weird, designin' feared verses
You got writers block? Then listen up, 'cause my rhymes cure curses
I make ya fears worsen, i'm tha one ya punches just ain't hurtin'
How are we supposed to tell if ya any good, if it ain't certain???
You's a tame person, tha type I besmirch, tha type I be merkin'
I know you tryin' to out-rhyme me, n' I also know it ain't workin'
My club is guys only, no gays, n' we only let tha biggest jerks in
The majority of us jerks sin, n' our bitches do all tha birthin'
Someone tell Danni that this day in age, tha nerds win
Oh no, that nerds in trouble, but i'm the best, no matter who i'm versin'
n' even when i'm nervous,.. you know my nerves win
My punches will pop domes like tha cherries of virgins
Fuck the hairiest virgin, my words win battles, you herbs in trouble
My punches will pop domes like they tiny bubbles
My flow's nice like the babyface, your flow's rough like stubble
n' ya rhymes is kinda dumb like Barney Rubble

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	Expos: Danni = My buddy, who wrestles pro-wrestling shows here, as 'Dastardly' Danni Deeds, and he plays the role of a nerd, who has won the Jobber Championship by losing the match, which was for the title.. which is how that title works... so he's currently on a winning streak, by losing.... My rhymes will pry into ya minds, they'll find ya fears You fairies is lucky I was taught to be kind to queers I nevermind tha jeers, that's why i'm here, just to grind ya gears n' like an onion, i'll be tha main reason you'll need to dry ya tears Over time, i've learned how to defy tha years I'm like tha dictionary, i'll define ya fears n' i'll keep rhymin' weird, designin' feared verses You got writers block? Then listen up, 'cause my rhymes cure curses I make ya fears worsen, i'm tha one ya punches just ain't hurtin' How are we supposed to tell if ya any good, if it ain't certain??? You's a tame person, tha type I besmirch, tha type I be merkin' I know you tryin' to out-rhyme me, n' I also know it ain't workin' My club is guys only, no gays, n' we only let tha biggest jerks in The majority of us jerks sin, n' our bitches do all tha birthin' Someone tell Danni that this day in age, tha nerds win Oh no, that nerds in trouble, but i'm the best, no matter who i'm versin' n' even when i'm nervous,.. you know my nerves win My punches will pop domes like tha cherries of virgins Fuck the hairiest virgin, my words win battles, you herbs in trouble My punches will pop domes like they tiny bubbles My flow's nice like the babyface, your flow's rough like stubble n' ya rhymes is kinda dumb like Barney Rubble