Open Mic: an experiment

 

STG, let it be - jus be glad she didn't gift ya with an STD
Worst case scenario is you ingested a bit of esse's skeet
Just message me, you know I'll show up A-SAP  
Cause I take charge, you do know what el jefe means?
Senor Ricardo Ross! Like a boss I toss flacos, G
Now, ya see why ya wife's queefs smell like soft taco meat
Quit ya moping about his groping, let the healing, coping in
She's fuck'n wit tha best- say'n hello... to his lil friend 
Real talk dude, I can't prove the part about el jefe true
cause that bitch Katrina...man, she fucked me and left me too

 

I just gassed up the Honda, let's roll.

 

 

My retort will bring death, they call me Die for short

Try to sort your feelings, you got my support

Juan is your enemy and your wife: his sport

See, I'm the sort of guy to help you slay this demon

Teamin' up againt the corrupt and their lustful dreamin'

Think this thing through, dude you'll be in agreement

Sure Juan was schemin, but she feened for his semen

Turned a new leaf as STG, now you're more complex

Juan linked with your wife but now you linkin' concepts!!!! 

 

and make it a sticky? lol

Sure she pretended she was Dora as he went in to Explore 'er

But did you ignore her? I'm sure the signs were all there

before he inserted his Mysterio jr. below the spot where there's hair

To be fair, you prolly got sidetracked with your own inventions

and forgot that a lady needs the greatest attention

Did I mention the fact that irony is so sweet bro?

Juan got a job without waiting at Home Depot!  

 

 

drop the burrito chico! yous a disgrace to our people!

probably a white dude fantasy with salsa and tostitos

sitting at home memorizing all the san andreas cheat codes

one day he even jaywalked just to say hes illegal

entiendeme si puedes tu solo escupes semen 

I hear witmers tough, playing D&D with all his brethren

rascoes always ready to role play for a quick song

remind me, whos lips did he say he was going to put his dick on? (was it ram?) 

he rolls with a crew, they rule the YMCA at ping pong

hes throwing up gangsigns yelling "we the klingons!" 

these words that im putting together busting out as im writeing its stricly for all the delincuentes sipping on a bottle bumping some chente this foos be talking about how they own cuetes but you see my hente use machetes mentiendez see let me tell you something about a gee see my people live in proverty and we berly getting by slanging rocks glocking glocks in order to survive this rite here yea you could say its my crazy life this crazy world im living in gots me sick of contaminiation its like fighting for your rights of imigrationhere me out we latinos so krasy we march deep to the streets can you just get it and see my people just want to be free but i guess thats just my freedom of speech and i be ese rascoe living my krasy life in the varrio i guess my varrio is what i got to stand for but for my people is who im really fighting for cuz to honor my people means so much more see this goes way before long time ago many many generations and life still critical beautiful city ruins so historical azul y blanko salvadorenos kall us guanakos my pride ill nvr let it go i guess i was destain to ride since the day of my birth fuck a bitch my mother always comes first and whats worse to soon realize my life be curse as i started growing up i nvr knew i had to do this much dirt in order to get pay i guess i had to make my mind up nomore delay slanging cokecain getting pay getting lay fuck the congress i had to come up and this right here is a soldiers speech coming up was the skeem hustle up filty rich but i guess ill only dream off like the eagle catching the snake its like a sign that youll see us standing tall and brave like a dead soldier in his grave

so homie cuando mires a mi hente no te espantes porque somos pocos pero peligrosos simpre andamos bien lokos bumping chalino sanchez fuck snitching like a bitch giving out information leave a valla in tu cara cuz i heard you and the cops be using comunication this right here be a gfls production invasion this krasy life can be full of temptations someday my hente will soon rise up from this nation deportation for my imigration and as for us delinquints encarlseration 25 to life is what were facing this war is more like a battle this fucking gringos always cagando el palo is a crasy society cant even trust my own shadow kien dijo miedo guanakero pandillero gueriero un saludo a todas las fine mamasitas las gueritas las morenitas a todas porque todas estan bien rikas im just kicking it smoking mota here chillian it with my tropa as i put in work you think im the best well dont get wet just yet you see this words that im writeing with got me feeling the ink and the pen feel bless with something dead inside my chest i must ride los angeles city were i reside fuck this system the goverment keeps lyin hustle up on a come up yes we tryn criminals like me yea i understand them but the lame ones that nvr been out there cant get the upper hand we stand strong even doe we lost alot of families either by death or life in the penetantary you got single mothers in the ghetto tryn to hustle up some money to feed they kids something to eat i live a krasy life were i live in the streets like a bump i no how it feels when your feeling lonley with needs homie tell me about it i use to sleep under a tree but the key to succeed is to keep ur head up and nvr accepct defeat sometimes your down but sometimes youll get bak on your feet youll see my name is really brian ari i smoke weed like bob marly everybody now and days smokes weed come on lets party this for my enemies sounding of the shotty revelation soon to be coming im a leader not a follower i stand tall look at me balling i stay high like amsterdam in a blunt i smoke a gram busting on rhymes like uncle sam green eggs and ham..........

 

Damn @ Gem, Spock & the San Andreas line just fucking dropkicked me!