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Cuba 
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 Posted: 30 November 2008 at 2:07pm |
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1...put the heat to ya dome...like hot domes, yo
2... make this chicken run....like animal olympics 3..... leave a cat with no head....like a French Guillotine 4..... leave this guy black and blue...like black and blue bodypaint, yo 5.... have this cat strugglin to breathe...like he was extremely obese, and this was causing an obstruction to his windpipe...man 6.... this guy felt more hands...than velcro glove manufacturers 7.... this guy spend more time on his back... than inexplicably inversed clock faces 8.... this guy been beaten on the job....like simultaneous masturbation and felatio GENETICALLY MODIFIED SICKNESS SON...DOLLA BACK
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Cuba
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Posted: 30 November 2008 at 2:13pm |
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Man, y'all is type whack...like being overly agressive with keyboards
YOU CAN'T FUCK WITH THIS...VIRGIN WORDPLAY SON, VAGINA RAPS SON...AINT NO PUSSY'S FUCKING WITH THIS
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Posted: 30 November 2008 at 2:23pm |
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7.... this guy spend more time on his back... than inexplicably inversed clock faces
Lmfao!
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9MM
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Posted: 01 December 2008 at 2:50pm |
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no one answerd my question
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Posted: 01 December 2008 at 3:02pm |
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They were wack.
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Posted: 01 December 2008 at 3:06pm |
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oh
wat do i need to change or fix
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Posted: 01 December 2008 at 3:35pm |
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For this I'd start with cutting out the gun talk. Also it's spelt Holy. And for me this didn't even rhyme, that generally doesn't work in your favour.
This is weak, no punch at all. It has no sting. If someone said that to you in a battle would you be like "Ohhh shit! He got me there!"? Work on dissing yourself in private though as it will help with creating your punchlines. Check some of the tutorials around the site too.
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Posted: 01 December 2008 at 3:53pm |
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I got u Quba
1...put the heat to ya dome... Like rubbing alcohol on a freshly shaved head 2... make this chicken run... Like colonel sanders is chasing it 3..... leave a cat with no head... Like Perfecto making dinner 4..... leave this guy black and blue... Like you tried to change your luck by painting a black cat blue 5.... have this cat strugglin to breathe... Like Tom chasing Jerry all day 6.... this guy felt more hands... than politicians meeting people on the campaign trail 7.... this guy spend more time on his back... than dead people 8.... this guy been beaten on the job... like being last to cum in gay 69 |
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Insert something rappy here
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Cuba
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Posted: 01 December 2008 at 3:58pm |
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No homo @ No. 8
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Posted: 01 December 2008 at 4:10pm |
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 ..Take notes kids |
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The original comeback kid
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Posted: 01 December 2008 at 4:39pm |
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Ok...
1...put the heat to ya dome... Like arsonists in the O2 arena
2... make this chicken run... Like a low budget clay animation film 3..... leave a cat with no head... Like an angry cannibal with pet alergies 4..... leave this guy black and blue... Like a fading night sky 5.... have this cat strugglin to breathe... Like Biggie everytime he spoke 6.... this guy felt more hands... Than a champion arm wrestler 7.... this guy spend more time on his back... Than his masseuse 8.... this guy been beaten on the job... Like everyone Brock Lesnar fights Yeah son!
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Posted: 01 December 2008 at 6:33pm |
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1....put the heat to ya dome...like fellatio from a hot woman
2....make this chicken run...like i was producing a 2000 animated flick 3....leave a cat with no head...like he married a mormon girl 4....leave this guy black and blue...like he was banging paint-covered drums as a member of the well-known blueman group 5....have this cat struggling to breathe...like he was wrestling a much stronger person while a 2004 Fabolous track played in the background 6....this guy felt more hands...than a penny 7....this guy spend more time on his back...than the second swimmers on medley relay teams 8....this guy been beaten on the job...like jesus |
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I am the one that knocks...
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Posted: 01 December 2008 at 6:44pm |
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I'm sorry sirs, there's some genius showing through your stupid punchlines
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Insert something rappy here
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Posted: 01 December 2008 at 7:08pm |
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Did anybody get my outrageous pun on the French guillotine one....aristocrats/cats
Whomp Whomp Whommmmmp
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Posted: 01 December 2008 at 8:29pm |
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I don't honestly know where to start...
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They just said that FUCKIN' with me They didn't mean it Nah . . . |
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Posted: 02 December 2008 at 10:08am |
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With..."put the heat to your dome"
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Posted: 02 December 2008 at 3:56pm |
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lmao@ "tutorial" and lmao@ these "punchlines"
fuckin queers |
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Posted: 02 December 2008 at 5:25pm |
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lmao@ you thinking that people are doing this from a serious standpoint
fuckin tool
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Ink - Always remembered, never forgotten (as a fake as fuck piece of shit who tried to steal 2 persona's) |
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Cuba
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Posted: 02 December 2008 at 6:48pm |
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LIKE A DILDO |
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Posted: 02 December 2008 at 6:52pm |
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8....this guy been beaten on the job...like hatton vs mayweather
Ya'll aint got shit on me...bitches |
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